poaster on a Sabbatical (she/they)

new pinned. heya, i'm Ellen, former centrist turned center-left. miss doing the bad take Ellen, and other silly bits i've been conjuring with my limited brain capacity, but i hope to be funni someday. ...that's about it, hope i don't fall in a ditch of internet arguments. 😅

voters. do. not. owe. politicians. votes. she really could have LIED and say she'd do the things she wouldn't do in her term. i think that's being a lying sack of shit, but people do say that's just pandering to get votes and a valid strategy to get elected.

many of y'all

Last I'll post about this, but Elon Musk disagrees with me. This means I am onto something, and I feel more valid in my opinion than ever.

jumpscared by that p.u. guy.

The 'surprising' consequences of cutting off your parents is very funny to me. The world seems brighter, the birds sing more beautifully, my skin feels clearer and my hair fuller.

The great unifier of conservatism is that things are only real if, when and if they are currently happening to you lmao

l + cringe + the fuck are you saying? liberals hate leftists. i would know, i'm a liberal. /joke fr, liberals would throw leftists to the wall, this is wishful thinking. i get the sentiment (Why Can't We Be Friends - War), but even that mv had kkk and a Black guy holding hand in hand. which lol.

my hair look like poop rn lowkey but

i hope to one day have the audacity of a straihgt hwite man. well, with heaps more empathy than them ofc. this guy (and me should i emulate his pastiness) will not make it through the winter with this anti-social and myopic view of politics.

Economists have a lot of opinions about people starving that are brave to hold for people who look like they'd take a BBQ glaze real well.

even for something heavily involving seth mcfarlane the level of family guy ripoff levels here are at a level i didn’t think was possible. they should have called it American Guy

"Well I just play indie games and watch mid-2000s anime, idk what a Fruit Love Island is" You live in paradise. You describe a self-curated paradise. The peace you enjoy is enviable and you should probably be aware of that.

#touhou #東方Project

"What if Nintendo bought Sonic??? Would we get better Sonic games????" You would get 0 Sonic games bc there's only like 7 people in japan who gives a shit about that blue rat, 6 of whom work at sega as an obligation and the 7th is Inugami Korone

l o l. l m a o, even.

im ngl "headbanger" is a word that reeks of subtle toxicity and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

In my opinion you should only be allowed to say someone "died for their country" if they died in a defensive war. If you die in an offensive war then you didn't die for your country you died for the generic concept of empire.

I don't think bigotry is a useful identifier for leftists to use anymore. If you are calling a white supremacist-senator a "bigot" instead of a white supremacist, you aren't correctly identifying the extent of their aims, power and influence. Leftists, especially, need to be able to say it.

Why won't these people Pokemon Go Away

The liberal solution to the prisoner's dilemma is to just insist the other prisoner should do whatever most benefits them, the liberal. Shutting down any disagreement by shouting how logical and reasonable it is for them to get all their own way.

if given a binary choice between mild social democracy with universal healthcare & a 1000-year MAGA reich, the establishment dems wouldn't even have to think about it. it'd be heil trump in 5 seconds

r/prematuretruncation is my new favourite sub.

Journalists love to come on Bsky and be like "OOOOWOOOUCH! BREAKING NEWS: I AM BOOTYUPSET BECAUSE A TRANS WOMAN CLAPPED MY DANG CHEECKS! OWIE OOOUGH OOOHHHH! OUUUUGH!"

libel? 🤪

and you don't seem to understand or something, idk BoA

til: my "idols" suck dick, and maybe i should not venerate strangers even if they make bomb vidya essays. pun absolutely not intended, but smh.

Come at me bro. I’m in Harvard University.

??? but really, leftists don't care about Black people, that is so true. as if centrists out there aren't the folks that scream about compromising with these fascists.

Yeah dude the job is to trigger the audience members to laugh

Ceci n'est pas une chatte

was that Pomni? 😍 (haven't actually seen TADC yet [2scawy4me], just making a silly reference to something not in the clip)

i'm too slow-witted to get this, but it seems legit. same with charities? i dunno, i'm not getting it, i guess.