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Day off, chores done. Let’s go

watching western michigan-michigan

5)”conga like you mean it, please don’t make me shock you!” 4)”where are my kudos?” 3)”shoulda but didn’t, hand em over.” 2)”dere’s your problem, right dere.” 1) “everything’s coming up milhouse!”

To all potential political candidates; don’t campaign on electability, just speak to things that get people elected. Thank you.

Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts!

Introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live: Smashing pumpkins Pearl Jam RHCP Primus Violent Femmes Sonny Rollins Preservation Hall Weird Al Maynard Ferguson Victor Borge

We’ve got Michigan State Marching Band ON THE BOARD

@actioncookbook.com is not wrong on food and drink recommendations. North of Bourbon

@rodger.bsky.social I think this falls under your beat… available Wednesday at the MSU surplus store:

Give trans kids a chance to be kids.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

Probably not, but you could argue Adam Gase.

“The shoes of the fisherman’s wife are some jive ass slippers…” (Charles Mingus)

Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration. Congress can: - Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage) - Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes - Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same - Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction It can be done.

Spartans have won the race to 69, they are currently 6-0 when winning the race to 69.

@davidharns.bsky.social , basically.

Has anybody asked if the 66 year old former accountant gets to play Neck?

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

The Dance of the Puppets The rusted chains of prison moons Are shattered by the sun. I walk a road, horizons change The tournament's begun. The purple piper plays his tune, The choir softly sing; Three lullabies in an ancient tongue, For the court of the crimson king.

how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders

I’ll be taking no questions.

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

Tbh, my job would probably be childhood mortality statistic.

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

holy shit Coen Carr, with Ian Eagle dropping a classic call

Well done, 60 Minutes. F MAGA to the ends of the Earth. www.cbsnews.com/news/concert...

Calling all MSU Bluesky!!! Below is the page for my March Madness challenge! Free to enter, and the winner will receive a @homefield.bsky.social hoops t-shirt of their choosing. Password to join is: strengthinnumber (no s, ironically enough)

Oh damn there’s a longer clip and it’s even better…ruthless 🔥 and no lies detected

RHCP, Pearl Jam, and Smashing Pumpkins at the same show.

#faturday

what a testament and tribute to the power of loving big and free and loud: www.prideofdetroit.com/2025/3/8/243...

What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme? Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

Andy Isaac was a genuinely good guy and brought a lot of joy to social media (maybe not to Bears fans). He was funny and insightful and loved his food and his teams. I am grateful I got to write about him in 2019, but also that I got to call him a friend. RIP

If I had known this was the official Country Over Party I would've brought more booze.

J.D. Vance has now done something even more embarrassing on a couch.

Before the logo.