Emo Philips

@emophilips.bsky.social & I are on our way to a galaxy near you (if you live near these cities)! The fun starts November 4th! Heed the promo. Avoid the FOMO. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WEIRD AL!

I’m not sure if you can get in without a medieval costume; I’d wear one just to be safe

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I am beyond honored to have been summoned to do a command performance at the Comedy Castle in Royal Oak, Michigan; secure thy seat: www.emophilips.com/events This photo, of course, is from Hunky Boys Go Ding-Dong; I humbly beseech you to view it by gently clicking here: vimeo.com/329395753

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@emophilips.bsky.social and I will be lighting up Detroit, Cleveland, Youngstown, etc. in November. Join us, won't you? Tix & info: jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

Acme is a wonderful, intimate venue. Emo is worth your time, and is a lovely person. If you can, go.

Minnesota, I just had the pleasure of watching Emo Phillips perform at Acme. He'll be there the next few days, if you are able, go see him! It's not often that you get to see a legend perform in the flesh. Amazing comedy, 10/10!

Allow me to whisk you to Dr. Katz Land! www.emophilips.com/video/9E52A0...

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Looking for something fun to do this weekend In the Twin Cities? Well, I am opening for @emophilips.bsky.social tonight, tomorrow night, and Saturday night at Acme Comedy Club. Emo is only the greatest, so stop by if you’re in town! tinyurl.com/4tsraxdf

Back in ‘22 in Minneapolis I had the pleasure of opening for Ird Al Yanko. I did half an hour. Oct 7 thru 10 I’ll be at the Acme Comedy Company doing an hour. It’ll feel strange talking twice as slowly.

Thank you so, so much for witnessing my act; for those who’ve yet to, I’ll be performing all o’er parts of America in ‘26 & ‘27; for the show closest to your home, or farthest from your home if you’re a fugitive, I beg you to please kindly gently click emophilips.com/events

Thank you so, so much for witnessing my act; for those who’ve yet to, I’ll be performing all o’er parts of America in ‘26 & ‘27; for the show closest to your home, or farthest from your home if you’re a fugitive, I beg you to please kindly gently click emophilips.com/events

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Thank you so, so much, Percy, for the delightfully-dainty depictions; and for those of you who’ve yet to experience me on Dr Katz, I humbly beseech you to gently click www.emophilips.com/video/9E52A0...

Thank you so, so much, Percy, for the delightfully-dainty depictions; and for those of you who’ve yet to experience me on Dr Katz, I humbly beseech you to gently click www.emophilips.com/video/9E52A0...

emo philips on dr katz! #art #fanart

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Guys, can you take it again? I had my eyes closed.

I love @emophilips.bsky.social AND he is one of the kindest celebrities I have ever met. A prince.

Emo should be on our money

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I never signed a release

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I’m ecstatic about my looming tour with the marvelous mirth-purveyor, Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); to wit: Osage Beach 9-30 St Louis 10-1 Peoria (kinda) 10-2 Champaign (adjacent) 10-3 Indianapolis 10-4 www.emophilips.com/events

Emo Philips: a true SICKO. @theonion.com @emophilips.bsky.social

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Your show in north cali during Weird Al's first vanity tour was one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!

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Some people sadly shuffle off this mortal coil without ever having seen Emo Philips live. Folks in the greater Minneapolis area have an opportunity to avoid this tragic fate.

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I’m ecstatic about my looming tour with the marvelous mirth-purveyor, Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); to wit: Osage Beach 9-30 St Louis 10-1 Peoria (kinda) 10-2 Champaign (adjacent) 10-3 Indianapolis 10-4 www.emophilips.com/events

Lake of the Ozarks, here I, Emo (Philips), come! Wednesday, September 30 www.emophilips.com/events

now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent

I'll be opening for Emo in Detroit, Cleveland, Youngstown, Massillon, Savannah, Charleston, and/or Myrtle Beach... So yes, get to clickin'.

I like to think that when he’s not on duty, Emo Philips has a gruff Brooklyn accent