Caoimhe Deyn

7 Sept 2025

I have this image permanently saved to my desktop captioned 'Words to live by'

I'm not going to watch the Glee reboot and I'm never going to rewatch Glee, but it's important you all know that Santana Lopez is like 20% of the reason I am who I am today so I'm not going to stand for any Glee slander

Terrible concept I'm putting into the world. Trans girl who's egg was cracked by watching the 1976 adaptation of Carrie and decides to name herself after the lead actress

this is crazy why did I do this?

My wife is reading this out loud and actively sobbing at her desk

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Boss let me know he's hiring someone else, meaning I'll actually have a coworker for the first time since april 2024

July ordinances - July Revolution - June Rebellion - Les Miserables (1862) - Les Mis (1985) - Les Mis Film - I fall madly in love with Samantha Barks as Eponine - Reread les mis in 2025 - scroll tumblr for les mis content - find eponine/cosette playlist - It has RB's gay cover of Guilty as Sin

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One of my favourite artists, Rachel Bochner, is releasing her 1st album this month, and I'm very excited that I'll get to experience it at the same time as the rest of the fandom. If we trace the series of events that lead me to this point back to their origin, we come to a fascinating conclusion

and from there I fall in love with the rest of her work and start following her on socials and get to listen to all the new music when it's released

I think the spotify algorithm is trying to tell me something. Listening to all my music on random and got Therapy (Maisie Peters), Ghosted my Therapist (Rachel Bochner) and My Therapist Told Me (Xana) all back to back

16 Sept

Other lesbians always get so mad at me when I say I don't care for Hozier. and like. I'm sorry, but why would i listen to a man? Why would I willingly subject myself to listening to a man? I have better things to do

15 Sept

Hearing unconfirmed reports that I am in fact That Bitch

14 Sept

For years I've been hating Ed Sheeran for, frankly, no good reason. Glad to know I've been vindicated and there's been a good reason the whole time

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Macklemore "every child deserves to live" Ed Sheeran "this is hurtful to a lot of people"

11 Sept

My review

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Book 16: Carmilla Rereading an old favourite. Maybe Sheridan Le Fanu meant this to be gothic horror, but to me, personally? This is erotica.

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12 Jan

Books I've read, 2026 I love cities, I love the idea of cities, I love specific cities, I love cities generally. I love the history of cities, I love the future of cities. I love to wander cities. I love to live in cities. I love to build cities and imagine cities and dream of cities. I love cities

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Book 16: Carmilla Rereading an old favourite. Maybe Sheridan Le Fanu meant this to be gothic horror, but to me, personally? This is erotica.

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Lady Emily ☄️

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9 Sept

how it felt seeing samus eat people in the new metroid trailer art by: @grandmasterwalrus.bsky.social

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Book 15: A Dream of Red Mansions I hate this book. I love this book. I'm going to be thinking about it for the rest of my life. It took me over 3 months to finish. I want to start it again. It was so boring. I was hooked the entire time. A must read. I would never recommend it to anyone ever.

9 Sept

She really is the funniest artist in the world because I posted this on twitter and she liked and retweeted it

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Book 14: The Green Knight Read aloud by my wife to me and my flatmate. Remarkable book. Extremely bisexual.

Shot so well at archery I briefly became religious

If the goddess Diana gets a little bit of wine as thanks that's between me and her

The ocarina of time remake has given Sheik long hair and this is genuinely devastating. Bring me butch Zelda or bring me death

I'm 3 chapters away from finishing A Dream of Red Mansions, which at 2549 pages, will be the longest book I've ever read. I am going to be thinking about this book for the rest of my life. Here are some no context facts about this book 1/

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- All he wants to do is surround himself with girls and be one of the girls and for people to treat him as one of the girls and he hates men and hates being treated like a man. Like I'm not joking. Baoyu is a trans woman. They didn't have the words for it in 1700s china, but that's what this is 5/

- When the MC finds out lesbians exist he gets so happy he cries - Despite all I've said 70% of this book is really boring - Mao Zedong read this book 5 times - IT IS TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE PAGES 6/6

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-It is remarkably feminist for the 1700s - The main character can astral project when he's particularly upset - One time he astral projects into hell and the king of hell looks him in the eye and says 'never kill yourself' - There are numerous canonically queer characters, both male and female 3/

- The main character is a trans lesbian - Not a joke btw - Genuinly I am not exaggerating - Like people are saying this kid would have been happier if he had been a girl. People are praying to the Buddha that he will be reincarnated as a girl so he can finally be happy 4/

- There are time travelling, dimension hopping monks who are maybe in love? - The main character was born with a piece of jade in his mouth. The jade had the characters for 'Spiritual Understanding' carved into it - The monks used their powers to place it in his mouth in the womb 2/

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6 Sept

Going to start telling people I was a feral child raised by cows, which is only somewhat not true

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Michael DeForge

29 Mar

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

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kobold posting

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3 Sept

rent lowering kobold

3 Sept

I got 8 hours sleep for the first time in months! Never kill yourself!

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Kym Deyn

@kymdeyn.bsky.social

Art that's purposefully provocative isn't *by necessity* evil. Being uncomfortable isn't being wronged.

Incredible interaction I had with a stranger today. So I was walking down the street, mind my bizz, and a woman passes by, catches my attention, and says 'there's courgettes everywhere up ahead' I take a moment to process that insane statement, thank her for the information, and continue onwards 1/

I walk about 20 feet. There's a courgette. It's fucking enormous. Genuinely biggest courgette I've ever seen in my goddamned life. I stop, turn, and yell to this woman 'Oh my god it's so big!' and she yells 'I know right!' I keep going. There's another courgette. It's bigger. I turn. She's gone now.

I would never lie about enormous courgettes on the internet

Ways in I would benefit if real life worked like Minecraft - I could instantly summon a pig to my location by saying /summon pig -

Who up eating mad ants with me?

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new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.

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7 Jan

new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.

They're calling me a transmisognyistic cis gay in the quotes

Caoimhe Deyn@empressofkashyr.bsky.social

31 Aug

31 Aug

Remembering that my ex once wrote a love poem about someone else while we were dating and then got it published in the magazine that my now wife ran. That's capital D Dyke Drama right there