enjoy the season

Not a euphemism

Watching ‘Barry Lyndon.’ It’s great, of course. But I keep coming back to the idea that we should bring back dueling as a means to settle disputes. We’d really thin out the idiots, I think.

Unless it was a tractor trailer full of the stuff why should I care if it’s not being delivered to my house

‘…wearing a Cleveland Browns coat’ tells me all I need to know about this man’s critical thinking skills.

Only six more months of frosty mornings … @tikkikki.bsky.social … better make em count.

Two days at a jello pudding factory. Boring as hell.

Slop buckets for everyone!

Love it when my choices are ‘Someone who has Satan on speed dial vs ‘Drone strikes are OK because the White House lawyer says so.’

From your lips to God’s ears

Never forgetting the Eagles fan I met in an elevator at Vikings/Bears game in Minneapolis who had her hotel name and room number written in Sharpie on her arm … just in case. Different breed of cat.

Got that house sold and paid cash for the car. Whew!

One of my favorite and long-standing NFL gags is that the league gives the Cowboys 58 prime time games a year and the team looks like shit in every one of them.

ProTip: That chai drink in the fridge — ‘You have it. I can’t finish it.’ — and your usual large coffee with blast through — at ramming speed — whatever sensible breakfast you enjoyed.

LOOK OUT, DON! ITS ONE OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE!

October is 8 hours old and I’ve yet to hear Monster Mash. #BullCrap

Non-zero chance my Uncle Chuck was at this show

Hell yeah, buddy Doing great!

Is this the sigil of some Acadian swamp god?

60 MINUTE GAME MOTHERFUCKERS THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND ITS NAME IS DEATH DEATH FERENTZ

🎶 … I want it that wayyyyyy 🎶

Excited … but also somewhat terrified! … to see what the GOP does to Make It Worse over the next six weeks.

If/when I go back to France I’m going to wreck my credit card at Quick Burger

This, and versions of this, will always be funny

Nudes are still ok

Leo: ‘The Orb has great power and must be kept safe from those who would use it for evil. Send it to Chicago, but not to those Wrigleyville jagoffs.’

A live album full of Sturgill Simpson covers is what You Tube is for I guess. youtube.com/watch?v=qCge...

The horse on the Denver helmet should be the horse at the Denver Airport

Am I having a stroke?

This Minnesota fan is almost a whole ass Hold Steady song all by himself.

Brought a wagon to the gym, too. What’s not to love?!?

Lethal Shooter has Ms. Rachel on fire.

Proper villain antics. Love this for Michigan.

That shit looks like a toupee from a lost-and-found box

Y’ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Dolly … our queen … and Prince. The only royalty I’ll ever recognize.

Caleb is a little too rich with the sauce

Do you even lift, brobot?

local12.com/news/offbeat... Wal-mart truly is the worst.

Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. No cheating.

‘God Only Knows’ ~ The Beach Boys

None. Not music fans so much. I had free rein. Parents were too young to be beatniks and too old to be hippies, but they let me make my own choices early. One of the first ‘grown up’ records I ‘bought’ for myself was DESTROYER by KISS.

These are going to all be great; a little ear candy to see you through to the weekend

Not enough leches! MORE LECHES!

Stay for when Spock shows up

I don’t think he’s healthy enough for a move to Guyana

Get you a kid who loves the Hawkeyes and odd home decor:

All is well in the woods