Eric Blyler

Je suis une Fucking Bitch

Are they buying if for Pickup or Delivery?

GOOD

Breaking records for amount of money in high-grade bond sales is like breaking records in the percentage of summa cum laude graduates from Harvard

Of the national chain restaurants that all serve the same recipes developed and tested centrally by food scientists and have 37-page laminated menus that include photos, The Cheesecake Factory is without peer.

Sure sounds bubbly to me Gartner Says Over $3.5 Trillion of AI Infrastructure Spending Could Be Exposed to Impairment by the End of 2030 www.gartner.com/en/newsroom/...

Who even remembers the name of the French leaders who said this after the Nazis invaded Czechoslovakia?

Viva Brasiia

Me straight male 59 always hated playing team sports love one-on-one, hate gyms and locker rooms, like role-playing. The legion is complicated

Is that Lord Voldemort or Benjamin Button?

Patrick is a good conservative. He’s been clear on his values and has no trouble with tribal politcis.

Surrounding himself with sycophants who surround themselves with sycophants will be their downfall. It’s the Peter Principal on ketamine.

I get more comfort from this unhinged screed than any recent D+12 poll results.

He keeps telling us his newest vocabulary words

What bubble?

I am gonna start trying to make "Cheesecake Factory conservative" akin to what "limousine liberal" was when I was growing up. Just going to the mat for a restaurant that only exists in wealthy suburbs wealthy suburbs of major metros. Red America, your political heroes can't even imagine you exist!

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

October surprise

How many times does this guy need his soul battery recharged by religious leaders?

Why don’t they just lie? Do they really think cleverly laying the predicate will somehow justify their crimes?

So Lewandowski is like Omar on The Wire.

You know the bottom is falling out when the flapping of their wings gets more urgent. Nothing he says here actually identifies the problem that there is no breadth to the demand yet. They buyers and the sellers are all the same 12 companies and their cottages. youtube.com/shorts/fMit1...

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Metaphor Alert

Defund The Billionaires

The only meaningful difference between Vivek and Trump is Republicans are willing to attack Vivek directly because they aren't afraid of him or his followers.

Does anyone outside of weirdo young adult neo-nazis like JD Vance?

Nationalize SpaceX

Just saw a picture of Matthew Broderick and first thought “Wow Tommy Lee Jones looks great!”

I’m getting multiple messages like YOU MUST WATCH YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY SO WE CAN DISCUSS and like is there a new cult forming or something?

I am calling on the makers of Chateauneuf du Pape to rename it Chateauneuf de la France

A conservative christian relative in a southern state that is not Kentucky is telling her followers regardless of their state to write in Thomas Massie if they are not happy with their choices 👀

GEORGIA, LET’S WIN THIS!

Ted Cruz sums up the anti-anti-trump movement

I wonder what Jensen Huang’s reward is for his Thursday pump and dump which netted Coreweave investors a quick 20% premium on their holdings.