Parker

I'm 5'2". I look after a very old building. I am now training an assistant to also look after this very old building. He is well over 6'. This man is hitting his head on things I didn't even know existed.

"discord is trying to make your messages more accessible to law enforcement" is maybe the funniest reaction I've seen to that google indexing post. If your chat isn't end to end encrypted it's accessible to law enforcement. That's a basic thing you should already know

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." As well as

rarest incidences just below being struck by lightning twice in a row by a storm 10 miles away over the mountains

I'm okay with this.

How it feels to reskeet a banger post up to a bunch of other sickos who then reskeet it to their sickos

heating up my leftovers by putting it on top of the computer and opening 10 tabs in chrome

it's 2030. there is one american game job. the game is a result of the fortnite-roblox merger. they added gatchas and ads exclusively for prediction market platforms. while you work on it, jared kushner and a random c-suite with at least 3 sexual assault cases take turns yelling at you.

Yeah I got a PHP, Pretty Hard Penis. [Deadly serious all the sudden] Internet safety and security is no laughing matter,

electronic arts finally killed bioware huh. damn.

i think you can and should cut off anyone who is poisonous and makes you feel like shit all the time

i'm watching the new resident evil movie with friends and it just sounds like watching @meteortoise.bsky.social play a horror game

This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.

NOOOO DONT TURN ME INTO AETHERFLOW NOOOO OOO O #FFXIV

this homer ass scream had me in actual tears

Domesticated and well trained🥰 #hellsing

finally watched project hail mary, what a good fuckin movie

I think it's fitting #ffxivart

Hey friends, I'm in the hole again, so I'm breaking the glass and opening the emergency comms!! I'll only be taking 15 orders this time, so get yours while slots last! ko-fi.com/c/acc2cb9b94

yellow pikmin are my favorite

I've decided to start writing dark twisted erotic fantasy. From these excerpts you can see its the kind that's maybe even a little too dark and twisted for some, but I guess you could say that, like my protagonist, I'm not like other girls.

sending political action texts when i didn't sign up to receive them should be a felony. firing squad.

never the wrong time for this classic

that hot springs clip. barret. they look heavy king, do you need me to hold them

miss lucy

XIV women week day 5 - shadowbringers by your sacrifice, a warrior born... i will show you no mercy, and expect none in return! #xivwomenweek #ffxivart

real and true

someone said "shantotto the rap god" one time in a windurst raid and my friends and i haven't stopped thinking about it since

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

estinien #ffxiv #ffxviart

m'lady 🧎‍♀️

VPN bans are a direct response to age-verification. Legislators are frustrated that people are getting around their surveillance, but rather than rethink their strategy, they're doubling down and banning VPNs. Fight the Flock-ing of the internet.

armed fantasia got cancelled this is a terrible day

ギドサン

if this looks familiar to you, it is in fact a redraw of my old estinien art! 2022 ➡️ 2026

I know Estinien turns into a lobster under the sun, I just do. #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Estinien | #Blender | #Render