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#NationalizeBioWare

Google, I am not a popular user nor do i have a personality.

#Labyrinth.os

me when i remember i can't cook

i'll see my knees bent by time and my kingdom crumbled and grey ere i play THIS fucking diarrhea turd again!

Hey! I can finally show off my latest short film: Microplastics Simulator 2 Whale Holocaust!!! (no, there is no Microplastics Simulator 1). I hope y'all enjoy it! It was a ton of fun to make! youtu.be/AcfA3hpgSII?...

Hi, I'm that creepy old guy at the arcade when I was 9.

Xanna is one of the funniest posters on here, by far. Doing my part by sharing.

If any of my followers play Big Walk and wanna play, hmu. I'm trying to put together a group :>

I've been in Chicago for years now and i don't think i'm ever gonna feel deep dish pizza. It's like the inflation fetish version of pizza

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

Guess what??? I watched every single 2026 Oscar nominated film!!! Thread:

oops I dropped my discord alternative application ID (that you can feel free to add me on btw)

Im a porn account and even i cant condone this level of humiliation fetish

"The Superbowl Halftime show shouldn't be political," says man who would shit himself with glee if Kid Rock were performing with nothing but a gun and a case of Bud Light

who called it umamasume and not

still my favorite portrait :) @evandroiden.bsky.social

"Can you get to my address? Yeah, I live in the Forest Temple. I live in the room that contorts when you walk across it. Just after the flaming skulls and above the room with the ghost wolves, you can't miss it."

what if everyone in th whole world goes to bed at the same time then we can all wake up and have synchronized breakfast

hawk tu et, Brutus?

Btw, for any other Canadians following me: You should sign this petition to get US billionaires out of the Canadian news media industry. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Yay insomnia

Which would be a better place for the 21st century Nuremberg Trials? Mar-a-lago or Epstein's Island?

Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.

Delete the thing that removing would make anything better. Private Equity

Sending myself things thru Substack because of my employer's firewalls feels like what i imagine smuggling contraband in your asshole feels like

voice training is like anal training but for your throat's asshole

"I need a way to pay/recieve payments" Payment processors: "that's all we do!" "oh perfect" Payment processors: "And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways" "huh?"

Corporations when it turns from 12:59 on June 31st to 00:00 July 1st

Fantastic what?

I was born after Ocarina of Time, but before Majora's Mask.

hi

Earthbound fans don't significant others, they have Magicant others

It's too late, I've already depicted you as a Mugwump for your unwillingness to endorse the monetary policy of Social Credit

real friends are there for each other

Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

How long have they been edging for?

Void Stranger

Seriously, I'm struggling with upcoming expenses

Make the Bullies Bust

We're just about 75% of the way there!! Let's bump it up, y'all!!

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