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"Idk I don't watch that stuff"

I just wish it worked when JS was disabled so I could look at this stuff when I'm bored at work

And in the style of warioware and rhytm heaven !

if you’re using anything to do with linux you will encounter this pretty regularly either that or furry femboys

she's a dog girl tho anubis.techaro.lol

his cat deserves better

On the one hand I agree but on the other hand I can never download public domain books from Wikimedia because of the God damned cat girl who will not admit me under any circumstances.

ANUBIS!!!! I LOVE!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO GUT MY WEBSERVER BACK UP SO I CAN SEE MY ANIME CATGIRL NURSE THING I LOVE THIS SERVICE SO MUCH

quite a few people have played it in fact

Verti did not. I don't understand where that person got that image, because the person who created it IIRC did not draw that photo that you posted.

the reason i put my pronouns in bio tbf. gotta weed out the people who are too concerned with looking snarky and detached from my artwork.

I love the bit of "[accurately-enough describe thing] but not that I know I dont watch that stuff" in case identifying it makes him seem too gay or whatever they find wrong about it.

Wait until they learn about Xenia

I also wear a “refugees are welcome” pin because I live in a country way more racist than the one I grew up in lol. Same reason, dickhead filter

I literally would wear cat ears in hs to filter out garbage people, worked like a fucking charm ✨️

literally adorable little icon what the fuck dude is there no whimsy in your shriveled heart

thats so funny i saw this one somewhere, dont rememebr where i saw it popup but i was immediately pleased to see it

it takes advantage of microjitters your scheduler will cause

it's like warding vampires but with catgirls instead of garlic

i interpreted this as exhaustion with the precautions against llm directed dos but you're right it's probably nascent bigotry

I prefer to believe that Linus did this personally

rent-lowering furry art is the future

this is so peak and im not even like a linux-y person (i bought a minipc to tinker with linux on but i have no energy or drive) imagine bein this mad over a cute girl on ur screen lmao

I don't know what he means by "that stuff" but now I strongly suspect he is in fact watching "that stuff"

I swear these people are such snowflakes. Get filtered by anime, script kiddie.

Also like... The thing is named "Anubis". That's very clearly a jackal girl! Not just lacking in heart, but also cultural appreciation!

Part of the reasoning we went with "Nzp.gay" as the URL for a game i contribute to, was because it'd basically auto flag anyone we didn't want in our community They can't help themselves but ask about it, because it hurts their fragile egos

If you're in the systems programming space and haven't been inured to the presence of anime catgirls I can only assume you've become the Joker, all your goals are to terrorize Gotham, and we should stop you at every opportunity.

YESS

It’s never been on screen long enough for me to click the link to the artist’s page, cause it’s a very cute design and I’ve been wanting to draw them tbh

"Fix your heart or keep getting bodied by Windows 11' That's how the quote goes, right?

Fork found in kitchen

This makes us wanna get into systems programming? More than we already wanted to get into programming.

He looks like if Sid from Toy Story became a techbro, and now I can't get that hypothetical out of my head

"should they have food in the fridge and water in the watercooler"

sis did a fact check

well, I'd say the filter is working correctly, filtering bots out of the site, isn't it?

Lol I love the Linux Jackal Girl. Keeps the normies away

i don't trust any machine code that hasn't visibly been handled by a trans furry, frankly.

We know for a fact that Matt secretly watches gay porn

If this stops you are you really transfemme enough to be a systems programmer (this is a joke don't take it seriously)

Well, red cross would violate geneva convention, too

Pure cinema or as russian would say about that image "10 fucking jackals out of 10".

The Linux anime catgirl set off my allergies and I can't stop sneezing

yeah but that fucking anti-ai snake-oil is making browsing miserable for reasons other than the avatar

what on earth!!

no

My favorite is when the screensaver guy got snippy when someone recommended it when he was complaining about AI bots

If they're not into anime or furries, they're a unicorn

I thought shes a nurse and giving you a checkup to make sure you're healthy to go on the site.

Oh, no! That it's shrunk down doesn't help much... maybe if the cap had red side panels like the flag...

people who act like cute fully clothed anime/anthro girls are pornographic are just the fucking worst. go watch football or something man, clearly this isnt a place for you

Oh hey I know the person who made Anubis

like I'm not into that stuff either but have some levity in your life Matt

I knew about her from the Sonic Retro website

i love you anubis i see you every other day anubis thank you anubis for checking in on me every time i use a breezewiki redirect

It might keep some of the furry community out, if only because that's not really a cat girl.

I don't usually pick favorites. I'm fairly fond of most of the Umas. But, if I had to pick a regular top three it's Meisho Doto, Super Creek, and Agnes Digital. But, I have ordered Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe plushies. I won't say no to any Uma merch I randomly happen upon.

I was wondering what that was when I went to some websites. Nothing wrong with it. It just seemed strange about an catgirl showing up on a database for laserdiscs.

"idk I dont watch that stuff" i wasnt going to assume you did but now I am.

wait omg, he got filtered by the fucking captcha, ITS WORKING, IT DOES KEEP BOTS OUT!

That dude looks like Sid from Toy Story.

you are having a fantastic life if this is the worst thing you're being forced to perceive in 2026 lmao

WEAK 😤

Based

i guess that explains "the pipeline"

Like he would know what to do with a kernel source file, if he ever met one

Tbf Anubis let’s you get a no mascot version but you have to pay 😌

before they had her replaced with a big green pixelated checkmark. I wonder what motivated them to change it back?

Right, a bot checks if I'm a bot...

I've never seen a site with the difficulty up that high. For months, I had no idea what it was because it finished before I could read anything.

"idk, I don't watch that stuff" - bull fuckin shit

Reminds me how for a long time the best Xbox file extractor was Le Fluffie so if you wanted to do things in the Xbox modding scene you got to see that furry avatar on startup every time.

Fascinating. But what catgirl anti-LLM service?

personally I think more things could stand to have mascot characters,

Protecting against both tech bros *and* their bots? 👍

I would protect anubis girl with my life

Just discover her and her story is so fun to me. Create in 1996 as androgyne male and forgoten. Randomly dig up 20 years later and draw as girl. Original author say "Now, canon. Trans right everyone." God, that I love internet. I will remember her.

This dude literally looks like the chudjak. It's always funny how spot on that meme is

I fricking love Anubis

Where is your whimsy scriptjunkie1?

very useful parenthetical there i was really worried he was LAME and GAY because he knows what catgirls are but thankfully i know he doesnt watch that stuff now

These are the kind of people who yell at me for having a commission of myself as my avatar.

Microslop could never.

Cat Jackal ;)

Well I just play a game on Windows Powertools Always On Top mode When Im on the Linux website.🙎‍♂️💪

they were apparently making fun of how toxic "no fun allowed" maintainers act but fuck it i'm assuming their pfp is them and they look like the chud wojak

I don't watch that stuff

You have been judged by Anubis, and found wanting.

“I don’t watch that stuff” is crazy

That guy 100% watches hentai

im not a robot iirc it used to be that because robots were incompetent to understand the negative particle

We got programs at the fundamental level of everything called “daemons” because of some nerd 50 years ago you, can put up with a catgirl png.

same energy that had me banned from r/socialism

anime jackal thang keeping out bots & sad little men, 2 birds with 1 stone

I have confronted so many filters men put up to where if I don't like it I should just leave because my "heart isn't in it", usually to justify people being directly hostile. If a catgirl filters them you're only making my ego stronger.

Badwebcomicswiki uses this same anime girl for some reason.

What bothers me is, they recognize "AI" code scrapers are harmful enough that they need to make everyone burn battery on a math problem to look at their source code… But also they now use those scraped-code "AI"s to write the kernel.