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Okay my main question here is that this is really far away from where he lives!! No available courts closer? Mr. Mayor please build more basketball courts

this is probably just stochastic parrot behavior

if you want him to be president send him two three years sao paulo and forget

we're so lucky to get to watch JSN

im helping the cause of trans women in sports by being slower and weaker than everybody i play against

“just lock them up” strategy vindicated?

this is fake. never happened

if i were a 1st base coach id be giving my players a kiss on the mouth when they reach

Famous interaction unfortunately

Jumping fences is the best song ever

ive been working on a plan to fix a problem in a system i understand really well. at the start, claude suggests another path, but i insist im right and we should do it my way. hours later, I realize that I was wrong and claude was right all along. this sucks

new Olivia Tremor Control this year

it’s so insane that there’s a new olivia tremor control album

to be honest it seems very reasonable for nasa to have a lot of security

wait my favorite basketball team is playing right now!!

it’s about going bound-for-street

The mob boss in the tracksuit whose union I’m in came by to tell me they were busy shaking down the local businesses. He proudly told me he still employs five capos, as his father did, though “only guy from the old country.” He then observed the rising spring sun and said “it’s all diminishing.”

us tall people need to band together at concerts

try this handy mnemonic, it’s so simple

animal collective feels ❤️

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is very divisive right now, but there's one trick it uses that even its most ardent haters would have to concede is very effective. Fielder displays his shots in rapid succession, 30+ per second, which makes it seem like Elizabeth Holmes and him are really moving on the screen

i have never seen a football game where the clock completely broke

something's wrong with the seahawks this year. blah

sam darnold :(

let's play some baseball!! and get some home runs!! milwaukee brewers! milwaukee brewers!

youtu.be/7Xzmeye6MaY let’s get this trending

he says "ohio" with so much disdain in his heart

. @jevbot.bsky.social expresses agreement like the ending of james joyce ulysses

you don’t even understand the extent to which new york city is the greatest city in the world baby

jesus christ man what can you even say about this

i was going to say can seattle just stop running the ball but to be honest sam doesn't look good either

It really is too bad what happened to Jesus. They shouldn’t have done all that

They should have listed me in the credits for the Carnegie Hall album. I was one of the clappers.

this is actually virtue signaling that they didn’t use AI to write it

I don’t like it when my baseball team loses. Now there’s no more baseball games that my favorite team is in for a long time. This is terrible. I’m very sad

it’s not fair what they’re doing to the new york yankees. they should be winning instead of losing

I get really perverse enjoyment from reading about straight polyamory. It’s crazy that those guys are doing that

the sick and twisted thing is i still think this yankees team is good