Absurd Existentialist

Absurd Existentialist

@existentialistgod.bsky.social

You may not believe in purpose, but purpose believes in you. As an existentialist, it's against my religion to recognize anything that works against the existence of humanity as human. You should consider joining us.

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This is why my kids' elementary school is teaching children how to use AI to generate their AI prompt.

Carl T. Bergstrom@carlbergstrom.com

"AI can draft an essay for you, especially if you give it a high quality prompt." Really? This is what MIT thinks high schoolers should learn? MIT's "Day of AI" dayofai.org provides materials for K-12 teachers and claims to have reached over 5,000,000 students to date. 1/2

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@existentialistgod.bsky.social

You truly don't appreciate the restraint those officers showed not shooting that 3-year-old after he brazenly stole the ball right in front of them.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

I spoke to the mom of the 3-year-old soccer star who was left "thinking he did something wrong" after a league official called police "due to a disturbance between parents" The youth sports league said they launched a review and reached out to the family

huffpost.comViral 3-Year-Old Soccer Star ‘Traumatized’ After Police Were Called In The Middle Of The Game“They called the police on a 3-year-old because he’s too good,” Nevada’s father, Don, can be heard saying in the video.
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"I will not kill kittens" is the kind of campaign promise I've come to expect in today's world. Ask every republican why they've never disavowed killing kittens. Quick follow up, how do you feel about killing puppies? HEADLINE: Republicans Allegedly Deny Murdering Kittens, Unclear On Puppies

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Trump is going to have Republicans proclaiming it's actually gay to NOT ogle men's bodies.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

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I think it's a sign of just how far we've come as a nation that there are actually black people who aren't aware of racism.

Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

BLACK TRUMP SUPPORTER IN TEXAS CRIES AFTER GETTING KICKED OUT Tiktok creator IAmThelmaLouise was emotionally distraught after the team for Republican candidate for U.S. Senate Ken Paxton kicked her out of a campaign event. She says "I'm a Republican that has done nothing but support my party."

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Every child gets a share, not each. I'm sure they're gonna be thrilled when they get to split a share 75 million ways.

CNN@cnn.com

Elon Musk has said he will give every child in America a stake in SpaceX, his $2 trillion aerospace and artificial intelligence company, as tech firms face intensifying scrutiny over their impact on society. https://cnn.it/4yWTjTJ

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This makes me think he could actually finish out the season if he just never slept for six months.

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.

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@existentialistgod.bsky.social

When you try to give healthcare to children in America illegally, republicans invade the Capitol, but when you try to give them ownership of your space program, crickets.

CNN@cnn.com

Elon Musk has said he will give every child in America a stake in SpaceX, his $2 trillion aerospace and artificial intelligence company, as tech firms face intensifying scrutiny over their impact on society. https://cnn.it/4yWTjTJ

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Jan Crawford as she was pressing 'post.'

Qasim Rashid, Esq.@qasimrashid.com

Jan is a chief CBS reporter. She tweeted this about Tommy, the Republican operative accusing Abdul El-Sayed of terrorism, then deleted it. Zero questions about Tommy declaring he wants the Bible to supersede the Constitution. We need independent media. Join: www.qasimrashid.com/subscribe

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I hope the republicans who paid Tommy $200 to harass El-Sayed get their money back.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

thehandbasket.co'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist tiesThomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.
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I'll give you two zacharias for a scaramucci, they'd say.

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social

At the close of trading today, exchange rates: 1 Scaramucci = 2.2 Zacharias Or 1 Zacharia = 0.4545 Scaramuccis www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

nytimes.comKatie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Ousted After 5 Days (Gift Article)Her abrupt departure came after she was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
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Katie Zacharia has officially been Press Secretary longer than she was a lawyer.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

ZACHARIA IS ON THE WAY OUT ALREADY 👇 Q: Would you have liked to have known that Katie didn't pass the bar? TRUMP: Katie has been treated very badly by the media. Very unfair. I just asked her, is this for you? Katie is off to a start that, the news has been so nasty. Maybe it's not for her

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@existentialistgod.bsky.social

Women applauded when science made men obsolete, but women never thought science would come for them.

Attorney Ben Crump@attorneybencrump.bsky.social

POWERFUL! Houston dad Dorian Ojemen became the first father in Texas to use a wearable incubator to hold his premature baby skin-to-skin. This is what scientific innovation can do — give a father the precious opportunity to bond with his babies, even in the NICU!

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My father used to say, when you assimilate, you make an ass out of... I'm... I late.

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Kid Rock goes full Islamophobic bigot while talking about Abdul El-Sayed on Fox News: "I know he looks assimilated... I would be very careful. Guess who else assimilated? The Fort Hood shooter. Guess who else assimilated? Pilots that flew airplanes into our World Trade Centers!"

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It's kind of pathetic for Susan Collins to only be with $7 million after 30 years of corruption. Maine deserves better... or worse, I'm not sure. Just not Susan.

Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social

Thirty years ago, Susan Collins promised Maine voters she’d serve only two terms. Now she’s a multimillionaire asking them for a sixth. Her current net worth is estimated to be roughly $6.8 million. Not bad for a Senate salary of $174,000 per year.

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republicans are toddlers who, even when they get what they want, find something to complain about, because what they really want is for you to feel as disgusting as they do.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Kid Rock on Fox & Friends: "It appears that El-Sayed is assimilated ... and I would like to make the point that there have been other people who have assimilated to this country. The Fort Hood shooter. Those extremists that became pilots and crashed into our World Trade Center."

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This looks like the plastic surgeon was using an iPad with her picture to move her features around to show her what she could look like and in the middle of it she said, "Stop! Right there. Give me THAT!"

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

mary mother of melted candles i don’t like body shaming but this admin is fucking TESTING me

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@existentialistgod.bsky.social

Israel is so antisemitic.

BladeoftheSun@bladeofthes.bsky.social

The IDF beating Orthodox Jews who are protesting being forcefully conscripted into the IDF to commit War Crimes. I can't imagine the Media response if any other country did this to Jews to force them to serve in the army. But it wouldn't be silence.

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OH NO! My crypto wallet!

Anonymous@youranoncentral.bsky.social

Ukrainian drones struck three Yandex data centres in Russia, shutting down two and crippling the third. The attacks disrupted more than 80 services, including banking, transport and cloud infrastructure, following Russian strikes on Ukrainian data centres.

yacnews.comDrone strikes hit three Yandex data centres in four days as Ukraine responds to Russia's attacksUkrainian drones struck three major Yandex data centres in Russia over four days, shutting down two and crippling the third. The attacks disrupted more than 80 services, including banking, transport a...
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Why would he run away from a car barreling towards him if he wasn't guilty, huh?

Eric Umansky@ericumansky.bsky.social

Watch an ICE agent run down and then run over a man. The man was was then writhing on the ground, saying "You broke my leg! You broke my leg!" Agents didn't help him. And btw, the man wasn't the target of their operation.

Absurd Existentialist
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If the Nazis were wrong about this, what else might they be wrong about?

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Universities bring in foreign students ... to undercut the wages of American residents? What? This is exactly backwards. Foreign students subsidize the tuition of American students. I wonder why the VP who follows Nazis online has this all wrong. Probably an innocent, non-racist mistake.

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I'm sure he means peacefully again.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump tries to start a race war: "The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants ... The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!"

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How do you define capitalism? JD: Couches.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

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Here's a little pneumonic device I use to remind myself to get vaccinated... IT'S THE PLAGUE!

California Dreamin’… 😎@jerasikehorn.bsky.social

BREAKING: The U.S. Embassy in Moscow has issued an official warning urging American citizens currently in Russia to leave the country immediately amid reports of pneumonic plague in the Irkutsk region following the biolab incident… Thoughts?! 🤔

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The future of AI is here!

Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social

One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”