Alice Roberts

So awarded

Just waaaaaitin' for that stroke... Any day now... 🫡

What is it called when you call the shoe store to buy some boots?

Shhh! He’s sleeping!

Summer salads

Check out that crazy sausage

African clawed frogs.

homework done. time to do quasi-legal drugs. is weed still federally illegal in some form? whatever. i'm shooting up weed.

anyone had any good hoof and mouth diseases lately?

There’s nothing more romantic than dinner for two, cooked on the prison’s conjugate visit grill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Someone told me it’s “Come back to Church” day. Um, what’s my incentive to go?

217% audio exposure LOL

The paint roller was invented by Norman Breakey of Toronto in 1940.

As a Shaker, Babbitt never patented any of her inventions.

My favorite Tori Amos song is Clabber Girl

“Immigrants are a common target for their attacks and, as someone married to one, I sometimes physically bite my tongue to keep from responding” Well JD and Trump sure don’t seem to care about their own immigrant spouses being disparaged

Couch surfing in my own house, cuz I got kicked out of bed for farting the national anthem

Fat drunk a stupid is no watch to go there lige

I’m so drunk

Turnpenting

I hear lot is police sirens I think you’re taking this Friday the 13th too seriously

53 seconds of invisible son by the political #falsetto #shroomz

Lido who who whoa whoa whoa

Tailor Swiftly just singed to a 10 voicemail d Al ! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜❤️

59 seconds, does it qualify?

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Take that dropped box

Take that Dropbox!

Doing drugs

YouTube poop Always gets the debatz Straight and knorrow

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My blood alcohol level is YES

Hey it’s Friday the 13theenth! Let’s watch SlenderSalamanderMander

STop following me! I fart

DO not like this Poust!

Ok Time for Danger5 I’ll look at my NOTIFICATONZ

No major news organization is talking about how the entire Hamas initiative is based on the desire to shutdown the win 11 telemetry!?!?! (Except for Kevin from Montana, but he only has 3 subscribers)

Hey! Just an update from the toilet (aka: sewer) of the internet:; No of this is real! &touch grass Foil Graz Mary Wanna Be OneDrive with Nature Touch Charles De Gallery Fuck it all Et All E.T. Phone Homework A. I. up to Poop Chute (Shoot?) Chemical Imbalances lead to new discoveries!

Just work from home and drink on the job

Oops, allowing videos was a mistake. Y’all craycray

Brilliant.