bub sippi

I call it crapitalism. establishing my brand here. i'm a politics account

they should throw in surprises in bottles of pills. like little chunks of flavor. or rocks.

i just invented a moth man.

kill

milkshake fuck. could mean someone you had sex with turned out to be problematic. maybe. i'm not sure what sex is

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

[hands clasped together at my bedside] i hope i never turn into a permanent cone. & i hope i never ever become a cone permanently and i wont change shape to a cone. Amen

i promise not to let a little silly internet clout get to my head. (1000 followers later) you will have plenty of time in hell to regret calling me ugly. now die like the dog you are

"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

inherit the earth: quest for the orb, magazine screenshot, pc (1995) archive.org/details/Koro...

had an idea where it's the 'clueless' meme guy who's like today i will something something and it says clueless pointing to him and then he just keeps that expression and sits at the computer for the rest of the panels. but i forgot what he was going to do today. sorry.

tempted to check out path of exile 2 to see how it's changed since it first became available but that motherfucker is 140 gigs

in a nut's hell

dont fear the eeper

poo.

"i'm choosing not to have kids because I have genetic issues that I don't want to pass on" 🚫 audience left unsure how to respond without causing offence "this curse dies with me" ✅ audience understands that you are nobly enduring a terrible burden for the greater good

i've got the sniffles 😿

thinkin about whats movical

Hello, this is a message from: *extremely low, tuba-like voice* “Peter Poop” …an inmate at San Quentin Correctional Facility.

the bit where the "You Got A Friend in Me" breakdown happens sends me everytime www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBgI...

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welf

Starting an indie band is easy but finding a place to practice can be more challenging. If you don’t have sufficient space in any of the outbuildings on your property, it’s worth seeing if you can reserve a room at your dad’s country club or take a mid-week drive out to your family’s second home.

those dudes just got completely vaped.

Anyway, play the dang demo and wishlist the dang game puppytruck.dog

i think i was telling someone why i preferred the ggxrd ui to the ggst one in my dream. they weren't really responding. even though the evidence was clearly on display in front of us.

that's the haunted ham.

"Donald Trump goes further than Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey from 'Master of Disguise.' He is a Master of Disgrace"

i was about to burn down hitler's bed and breakfast or whatever. someone beat me to it. fair's fair i guess.