FaustianFool

FaustianFool

@faustianfool.bsky.social

I have never known what to do with these. He/him. I play #FABtcg now.

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I got a job at an Amazon warehouse as a contractor (because I took the employment "can you read and understand basic information" test too fast) but when they did the tour of the warehouse my asthma went fucking crazy so I never showed up for day 2.

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Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social

You cannot kill Quibi, unlike Rachel Brosnahan’s character in the Quibi show about a woman with a golden arm

You need to recreate the music video for Hot Chip's I Feel Better except the cancer boy is a muppet and when the band is reanimated they should be replaced with Muppets.

Max Gladstone@maxgladstone.bsky.social

What's your "this needs a Muppets video" song? Mine is "Wig in a Box" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

I think people are reading this a little wrong and I actually think it's in a way that kinda matters. He's not saying that dead kids are Good. He's saying that he's Good, so the outcomes can only be Good, and if there's a Bad outcome (like kids dying) that can't be his fault. He wants Good to happen

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Nothing bad can happen from what we're doing. Nothing bad can happen."

I wasn't this insecure when I was getting in my head about not having my peers sex drive as an asexual teenager in high school who didn't know that was a thing yet.

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

I think it rocks that basically everyone who knows about kingdom hearts can agree on precisely two facts. The lingering will is sick as fuck and you're probably emotional about 358/2.

Giovanni Colantonio@marioprime.bsky.social

FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, ALL KINGDOM HEARTS TAKES ARE LEGAL

In case you were curious about how things are going my mom brought this up alongside a daily wire "investigation" into Columbus home Medicare fraud

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.

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Me walking to the Wall: Yeah i'm a total torturepilled Theclacel. I'm basically going matachinmode and i'm giving fuligincore vibes My ??? year old gf Dorcas: Severian I think the Increate should kill you

I'm putting this on the board as a Woke 2 W.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

The thing that I keep thinking looking at this is that stands have an extremely obvious naming convention that this breaks, which means Elon is retweeting a guy pretending to care about anime for Internet points to prove he's going to end poverty, something he's clearly never going to do.

Zack Beauchamp@zackbeauchamp.bsky.social

There's something uniquely disgusting about Elon, the man who has done more than any other human alive to immiserate the world's poorest, claiming to want to end poverty

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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

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I did not accidentally stay up until 4am reading an Adrian Tchaikovsky book where I cried at a scene where a man told jokes to an octopus only for people to write for computers.

Hazel Anneke Dixon@hazelxd.bsky.social

Saw a post today that advised writers to stop writing as if a human will read it and start writing for an LLM that will be summarising. As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.