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GOP Accepts $296M Bribe to Protect African Immigrant CSAM Purveyor emptywheel.net/2026/10/13/g...

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

Last night Trump promised voters $5000 if they vote for Republicans. Tack that onto the $5000 he gave us for DOGE and the $2000 he gave us for tariffs. How are you folks gonna spend all that money?

NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried

Thou shalt NOT let these racists rename the USS Doris Miller to honor a 6x draft-dodging pedophile. Thou shalt undo this travesty the second you take power.

Sure did! 😬

New poll: Americans believe the U.S. should arrest Benjamin Netanyahu by a +22 margin Total: 49-27 Black: 53-13 Hispanic: 52-15 Ages 18-29: 58-17 Harris voters: 74-10 Independents: 55-20 23% of Trump voters agree as well Economist/YouGov:

Someone just sent this to me. Yes, we *are* living in crazy times. Glory!

The Trump administration inked a $1.6 billion deal for a U.S. company to mine tungsten in Kazakhstan. The company is linked to Trump’s sons & Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s sons, who will be personally enriched by their fathers’ policy decisions. The corruption is breathtaking.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly agreed to sign a peace deal with the Reflecting Pool’s algae that gives the algae full control of the pool, lets the algae charge tolls from D.C. tourists, and offers the algae $300 billion in reparations for the damage the bleach has done.

George Santos called me after my story revealing federal investigations into his suspected market manipulation on Kalshi. And he said: "This story is going to get you a gun in your face." Then he lied about it. www.npr.org/2026/06/04/n...

BREAKING: The billionaire pedophiles in the Epstein Files are reportedly “really bummed out” that Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s “Epstein Island #2” project is getting squashed by protesting Albanians.

BREAKING: MAGA fans say they’ve been betrayed by the Trumps after Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner announced a new private island resort right after their dad got busted being all over the Epstein File: “It’s obvious they’re just rebuilding the blackmail sex-trafficking ring!”

BREAKING: Two Fox News staffers reportedly had mental breakdowns this weekend after reading the morning network-wide memos explaining how to spin Trump’s disastrous Iran deal as a victory for him.

BREAKING: To distract from Trump's epic failure of an Iran deal today, Fox News is reportedly launching its "War on Christmas" content 7 months early alongside segments about migrant caravans and Obama's tan suit.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly awarded Ghislaine Maxwell $25 million from his $1.8 billion "anti-weaponization" slush fund, but we’ll never know for sure if that’s true or not until he releases all the records of where that money is going.

Russia hacked into real users’ Bluesky accounts to post fake content, the social media platform said.

BREAKING: A Chinese caterer who stood behind Donald Trump today at a joint US-Chinese luncheon to refill his water glass and replace his tableware in between each course reportedly passed out and hit her head on the floor due to the prolonged exposure to his body odor.

BREAKING: A televangelist from Louisiana claims Taylor Swift’s music is “brainwashing an army of young women and girls into feminist freedom fighters to take control of the government, enslave all the men in America, and peg them.”

We fought. We won. Others can too. www.mediamatters.org/angelo-carus...

WE THE PEOPLE DID IT THE DEMS HAVE NOT HELPED AS MUCH OR WE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD IT HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE

King’s Cross, 1981 Deltics 55010, 55013, 55008, and 55007 wait for their next duties. All that survives of these four Deltics is the No2 end cab of 55008 ‘The Green Howards’ which can be seen at Barrow Hill. 📷 R Peach

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell secretly died three months ago and no one noticed.

BREAKING: Military officials say that Donald Trump is kept out of the room during high-risk missions because he "has lost all sphincter control," and the smell is too distracting to everyone monitoring the operation.

Meanwhile at FBI headquarters: Kashyap Patel keeping us safe… what could possibly go wrong.

🚨BREAKING: An exclusive Democracy Docket investigation shows that California sheriff who seized ballots once wrote "Some people should never be allowed to vote." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

The Con Trump Used to Attempt to Hide How He's Rewarding Russia for Helping Iran Target Americans emptywheel.net/the-con-trum...

Remember when Rep. Greg Gianforte, now the GOP governor of the state, body slammed a reporter into a table? We probably need to shut down the Montana Republican Party entirely until we can figure out where all this violent rage is coming from.