Jen the Feisty Librarian

Local woman wakes up, once again suggests we turn the anger and exhaustion of Alberta into a renewable energy resource, makes oatmeal.

Ban books and endure my wrath.

Sammich o’clock. Made with GF sourdough, Italian centre porchetta and Gouda, garden greens and tomatoes.

David Eby Is Just Wondering Why British Columbia Is Mad At Him youtu.be/WeSd4Vvrqx8

Local woman wakes up, creates a hyper colour type flag for Alberta classrooms that looks like a provincial flag to conservatives but reflects the identities of the students in that room on any given day, makes oatmeal.

Gluten free sourdough made by the lovely and talented @harrislarryd.bsky.social It’s fantastic.

I’m just an oatmeal socialist girl, standing in front of the Alberta NDP, asking them to campaign on more than “but the conservatives are worse” platform in the next election.

We made failure waffles today but on tne bright side, learned a good lesson about the interior berry limit (really any berries but there is definitely such a thing as too many berries). Still delicious, though.

If I ever become a disgraced political leader, I promise to take at least 4 years to achieve that.

Somebody should have told Eby that he can resign without calling an election.

A conservative MLA from White Rock said on CBC radio’s The House that Lorne Doerkson is a good guy because he changed someone’s tire in 100 Mile House and a guy who thinks they need more cops to solve crime wouldn’t lie, right?

Delicious dinner to console myself after watching Charlie die again at the end of Lost season 3. My dreams are sometimes haunted with “NOT PENNY’S BOAT”on his hand. And yes spoilers but like 20 years later, settle down.

Sneaky moon.

River valley, brindle pitbull, oatmeal socialism chic.

Alberta is restricting when the Treaty 6 and Métis Nation flags are flown at schools to the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. Pride flags will NEVER be allowed to fly. But you can fly the Vatican City flag. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

Local woman wakes up, finds perfect homes for all the misunderstood but oh so lovable pitbulls at animal shelters, makes oatmeal.

The local Finnish women should direct these wolves to the houses of those who approved the forest destruction for a data center. futurism.com/future-socie...

Daily Dolly

Library patron: are you a volunteer? Me: Nope, I’m a librarian. I love libraries but not enough to work here for free.

In 2016, I got strep throat after a kindergarten kid sneezed in my face at a school visit. In 2026, I wear a mask to visit schools. Meanwhile, other co workers are getting face sneezed by kids and away sick regularly. If only something could be done.

I needed this video of Dolly vs the Qualicum bunnies this morning and perhaps you do too.

Local woman wakes up, wishes this 84 year long week to be over, makes oatmeal.

100% predictable and as intended. 🧵 1A. Carney makes deal to let Alberta handle environmental assessments. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Feisty the friendly ghost.

Alberta separatists propose making referendum vote best-of-seven series

Local woman wakes up, serves oatmeal appetizer to the leopards eating faces party to help keep their strength up to eat more faces, makes oatmeal.

First date with this guy in October 2007, and photo shoot date last week. Still borrowing his hats after all these years.

Shout out to the leaves still on the trees after some big windstorms over the last week: you’re fucking gorgeous.

We have amazing settlement workers at the library from EISA that help newcomers with various services and referrals. They’re IRCC funded but Alberta should give them more money to educate citizens as there’s clearly many people who don’t understand the immigrant experience at all.

Local woman wakes up, spends $130 million on healthcare, education, housing and the oatmeal socialism practices to ensure essential services continue to receive adequate funding, makes oatmeal.

She protecc, she attacc, she drive to the grocery store and get a delicious snacc.

Local woman wakes up, thanks 76% of Alberta for not being fucko buckos but reminds us that as we get the results from the rest of the 9 questions, this province still has a long way to go developing critical thinking skills and unlearning systemic racism, makes oatmeal.

Dear Canadian pundit class, You DO NOT under any circumstances have to give Jason Kenney any credit for his work on the remain side of the referendum. He created this mess by legitimizing the separatists after inviting them into his party and trying to use them to leverage the federal government.

You can go to bed if you want, Alberta. It’ll still be a huge clusterfuck tomorrow.

Enjoying referendum coverage and by referendum coverage I mean season 3 of Lost. Desmond might see the future Alberta anyway.

Local woman wakes up, asks Albertans who haven’t voted yet to vote today so we can put this waste of time and money referendum behind us and move forward instead of backward, makes oatmeal.

Twas the night before the referendum and all through Alberta, the creatures were stirring and all like for the love of sweet whiskey fuck muffins, don’t make this worse than it already is, okay?

Neighbourhood Watch and Sunbeam Sploot.

Local high school sign lost fight with yesterday’s windstorm.

Job skills (online classes and certificates, resumes and cover letters) immigration forms and medical/disability applications are big needs right now for the public, and library workers help with all these things (or refer to other orgs when needed). #TheMoreYouKnow

Local woman wakes up, has no aspirational plans today, just a mix of sadness and anger after a deadly few days of accidents and other shitty things in Alberta, makes oatmeal.

Fall beauty from lunchtime, before the wind attacked Edmonton.

Met a library patron today who was making fun of my mask while also attempting to flirt with me all while I helped him print off a form, so I guess that’s how I celebrated the day after library workers day.