Undead Millennial Yells At Cloud

One of these days I’ll finish this quilt top.

I am beset by insolence. #VintageSewingMachine #CatsOfBluesky

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

I stood up to use the ironing board and this freeloader with a whole house to choose from stole my seat. #ProofOfCat #VintageSewingMachine

not to ask an insane question but if the median age for school shooters is 16 aren't active shooter drills just training for potential school shooters

Someday I want to make a comment about how nice the air feels and smells after a storm without multiple Neil Gaiman fans materializing to tell me about petrichor.

I’m sick of takes like “dumb trans people don’t understand that people like Talarico and Peltola are only claiming to oppose trans rights to get moderate votes.” Let’s say that’s true. I don’t think it’s a given, but let’s treat it as one. You’d never expect any other group to be okay with that!

My (AuDHD) fix for this is I read what I've written in the voice of Comic Book Guy. If it works in his voice I rewrite until it doesn't.

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

When I first saw this I did wonder briefly if "Tommy" could be a plant by the AES campaign. Amazing plot twist.

THE BIRTH OF A NATION

Anyone else heading to Rhinebeck for New York Sheep and Wool?

Jubilee. I did not appreciate her enough as a kid.

I bunged the Society of Authors / "ethical GenAI" kerfuffle into a blog post. www.kjcharleswriter.com/all-blog-pos...

El Existential by Grupo Fantasma

I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

Was watching Buffy’s Anya backstory episode. Friend asked why I sighed. “She’s not of a sufficiently high social class to have domesticated rabbits that far north in Europe in that century, but the writers couldn’t know, the paper was only presented at a conference yesterday.” Accuracy is fleeting.

Some of us were skipped in sugar spice and everything nice and got what was leftover. A muffler from a 1982 Datsun. An old raccoon. Cheese in a can.

"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.

*looking at the worst post of my life* I must not post. Reactive posting is the mind-killer. Dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the Bad Take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When the TL refreshes there shall be nothing. Only I remain.

I have my window open and may owe a neighbor an apology for the noise I made at this post.

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Law & Order: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Seriously who wastes a bear carcass.

This is a wise lady.

NYPD Bluey

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T"

Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix! Burns: We know what you think!

Cats love doing crimes.

I've never had food from this Thai place that wasn't tasty but I've been struggling to calibrate my spiciness request to get the heat level I want (make my nose run & maybe cry a little bit). This is my fourth try. 🤞🏻

I am *crying* - and it scans! Honestly feel this would be an equally good first verse to Blinded By The Light.

Shreknado

Now You See Me Now You Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

This is gorgeous and the alt text is excellent.