Fermi's Pair of Socks

This market is really stupid but I'm kinda stupid too so it works.

The dumbest timeline. www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Make no mistake, if you support these guys you are complicit in the deaths that will come.

People are laughing but this makes sense. All the movies I see show that aliens can speak English, so of course they would focus on the US, UK, AUS and that one cold country up north...the moose one. You know what I mean.

I guess Pork = "things that make life better for us and that improve society". That sheep one sounds sus but considering this source it's probably something critical.

Why aren't the dems running adds mocking Trump for being subservient to Elon? Drive that wedge.

Just swap out crystals and horoscopes with Instagram memes and raw milk.

Superman is a lame character. He is like the annoying kid on the playground when you played cops and robbers. "I shot you." "Nuh uh. I have a shield." "Ok these bullets are armor piercing." "It's a magic shield so I'm safe." 🙄 Gee, I wonder if kryptonite will factor in to the plot?

Kill a CEO = Terrorism Kill the rest of us, or children in schools = just regular old murder 🤔

The CEO shooting got more attention than all of these added together.

What if they just periodically had to sit in their office closets while someone simulated being a shooter in the corridor, like my grade school children do?

I hear this site is an echo chamber.

This new raw milk fetish on the right is so bizarre. Humans don't need to drink milk so pasteurizing it doesn't remove anything you need. "This person would drink their own urine if the other side told them not to" is an old joke but damn it's accurate.

I'm in my mid-40s and it's just wild that Baby Boomers are still running my life. How old do I need to be for this to end? FFS.

I have decided not to read this article but I assume they are creating some sort of shield to block sunlight and help combat climate change?

Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

Going a little heavy on the accelerator actually may be good for EV batteries. www.thestreet.com/electric-veh...

Eugenics is the central planning of biology. Doomed to failure.

How did I just hear about Elden Ring Nightreign? SoulsSky is slacking.

Ah I see. So when Trump suddenly calms down with the tariff rhetoric this will be why, approval and special benefits. Then his followers will claim 7D chess and celebrate his amazing negotiating skills.

Biblically accurate picture of me before I have my morning coffee.

Gorgeous stuff.

If I ever get publicly arrested I'm 100% going to repeat the "succulent Chinese meal" bit.

Nancy Mace after someone shakes her hand.

Deporting a few million people who are overly represented in the construction trade surely will help with new housing supply. www.cnbc.com/2024/12/11/i...

I don't consider myself a leftist so I'd expand that to "anyone who doesn't want fascism."

Nobody even hides it anymore. Our politicians are bought in broad daylight and everyone shrugs because they are stupid enough to think it's THEIR guy who is taking the bribes.

Narcissists are the parasites of humanity.

I totally understand ethnic names, but isn't naming your son "Luigi" in the year 2000 a little silly? Now excuse me, I need to go pick my kids Zelda and Master Chief from school.

Theology question. If you turn holy water into something else does it stay holy? Like what if you used it to brew tea? Or maybe cook pasta? Does the pasta come out as holy pasta or is it just a little bit holy because it's only a small amount of water in it? If so then it's kind of like homeopathy.

I'm not really interested in a sequel to 2020. www.cidrap.umn.edu/avian-influe...

Sure seems like Elon has abandoned "the mission". www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

After the crypto scam can we start calling the Hawk Tuah girl "Spit-toshi"?

I might get cancelled for this, but I prefer Dune 1984 to the new one. The new ones are great and all but David Lynch is crazy enough to really pull the vibe from the books.

Seriously. We are so accustomed to having two (or more) justice systems in the US that nobody even mentions that the killer of a major CEO faces a regional manhunt but if most of us are shot the cops would show up and shrug "Well, crimes are hard to solve but we will try."

3D printers shouldn't work better than 2D printers but here we are.

Me - "Oh new followers." Also me - "Oh, they are porn bots. 🙄" Also Also me -

It doesn't need to be eugenics (though intelligence does have a genetic component). If the satire is easier to swallow then consider that a family full of people who don't want to be educated will tend to have children who grow up with the same ideas.

How many resources are being spent to find the UHC CEO's killer vs an ordinary citizen's murder? A lot it seems.