Samantha Unseemly

OK. I am done with hating myself starting today.

Have you ever read The Ballad of Boh Da Thone? Not his best story, but the opening is my go-to for doing an insane amount with a little space.

Also I love that I am 4 days into my work term and both my bosses have seen me in pasties and helped enable it

Went to the local kinkish thing tonight, wore my fishnet bodysuit and pasties and spoke to a dozen people, 2 of which were new people I didn't already know (!!!). Really good night :)

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Fun pride Halloween dance tonight. I wanted to do sugar skull makeup with it but was having trouble with the cheap dollar store makeup

Went to a munch yesterday. Cool people there, might reach out to one tonight :)

Played tennis today, might end up on the TV fumbling a serve or two!

"Give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear" is an insanely good insult jesus christ

(affirming) i noticed you have new idle animations

Multiple bouts of violent sobbing kind of day

Some beefcake in the back of a car driving by definitely checked me out with a smile just now. Felt pretty good ngl ☺️

A long night dancing but my tired legs somehow survived (by taking my heels off halfway through). Dixie is unimpressed.

Oh my god this scared me after spending the night dancing and munching glucose tablets. It's just because I had my arm weird on the couch arm and putting consistent pressure on the monitor like that throws off the readings. Came back to 7.8 after.

Pride parade today!

I am old and my muscles are weak and tender. I have destroyed myself. But I must go be queer at the pride parade and so I shall.

Going to the jizz bank for la petite mort-gage

This is my personal meme legacy.

I got a shield? Doesn't feel quite right tbh...

Did a queer dodgeball event and hung out with some really cool people after 😊 Great evening

Freshly baked bread and chorizo chickpea stew, mmmm

Wait a second, this rejection stuff tastes bitter.

I didn't do any piss stuff during my debaucherous kink week. Am I a piss poser? A pee pretender?? A piddle imposter??? I did ask someone to put a cigarette out in my mouth though which I got a great video from, so I got that going for me I guess.

"Are you sure you're inexperienced?" - what a thing to hear from a woman after mutual trauma dumping and getting into it a bit

If an era can be a week then I am in my slut era

Gotcha

Queer punx run this city

Good day 1 of Pride, too tired for more than that :)

Ok, NOW I'm done packing for my Pride trip

(EA SPORTS GUY VOICE) MEAT HOLE INFUSED WITH MENTHOL. IT’S FOR YOUR HOLE.