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I created this photo using recent research so it relaxes your brain when you pause to look at the details. As I'm sometimes too unwell to post here (not good mental health due to PMDD & recovering from a breakdownA) it would help so much if you could maybe RT my photo. Many thanks 🌿

There are plenty of things you could pull Bryan Johnson up on. There is no need to be deliberately misleading.

If you enjoy books that pay attention to costuming and cinematography as well as tell a complex and interesting story, I recommend this one. It’s an absolute feast. No one other than Guillermo del Toro should have the film rights.

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

Oof. It’s a bad day to be a fascist little bitch baby.

I don’t like soup and I don’t like Judy Dench. One gives me heartburn and the other gives me very bad vibes.

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It's such an evocative turn of phrase

This has the mouthfeel of a red, white, and blue brexit.

If you want to know where the government’s AI scheme will be in five years, have a look at its flagship promise from five years ago. The party in charge is unimportant as they’re all in the pockets of the billionaire class, and once again, they’ll be transferring your taxes to their wealthy mates.

Our electric kettle has begun singing a song of woe when asked to boil water, so I suspect it’ll need replacing soon. I wish I could articulate the trauma of trying to find a serviceable small appliance these days. Most everything is poorly designed and engineered to break after 366 days.

I have an idea for a genetically-modified goldfish that reads tarot cards and makes winning bets on Polymarket. Can I get in on the shit that will never happen for cash scheme, too?

65 Challenge No.2 2026 - Publish a photo each day on a weekly topic Week 43 (Shadows) - Day 1 - Light through glass paper weight #fajweeklychallenge2026 #photography #blueskykin #skyart #art #photographersonbluesky #shadows more at fotosbyfaj.com

Elon on his way to fight Congress.

many are asking: what are the latest fashions of this day ? wonder no more

Rescuing pigeons. Three lost, tame birds turned up in our garden in April 2020 and changed my life.

I'll be making my 1st short form video this morning about the 3 ways in which making one of these👇for yourself (doesn't have to be neat) & putting it where you can see it improves your mental health. My confidence has been in overdraft for ~4 yrs so am posting this for accountability-I need to do it

No need to pay to read this article. The reason ‘we’ should ‘let’ people wear the Palestine poppy is because it’s none of our concern what other people wear. The same goes for a red poppy, a white poppy, or no poppy at all. On Remembrance Sunday, let’s honour each other by minding our own business.

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

I often wonder how many time travellers are in the audience here, because if it were possible, this would be my first stop.

If you want a happy life, get yourself a Scottish boy who knows how to pair fruit and cheese.

What?? No way.

While in Edinburgh yesterday, I saw a man gabbing on his phone put his train ticket into the exit turnstile and attempt to walk through the next one over. A stranger grabbed him by the back of his jacket and directed him through the correct side. Neither acknowledged the other. Little acts of WTF.

This attempt at journalism misses the fact that we are living under fascism, an invasive tech oligarchy, an insistence on brain-melting AI, a daily barrage of filmed genocide, runaway climate change, a cost of living crisis, and the constant threat of war. Heaven forbid people seek a little joy.

As of today, @pacarnahan.bsky.social and I have been married for 25 years. I am not exaggerating when I say they have been the best years of my life, and I would be grateful for 25 more.

So I can just make a non-viable prototype, charge $50k for advance orders, put the money into an interest-bearing account for at least two years, and then refund the deposits and keep the interest once it’s clear my dumb product won’t ever exist? Not a bad racket, really.

Nigel Farage and one of Elon’s malfunctioning rockets.

There is frost on our roof this morning.

ever-seeing meep moop

What in the literal flying fuck is this?

A new friend has joined Dinah in the pigeon run. He is currently known as Mr Flappy Flap (he may tell us his real name later). He is so handsome, Dinah just had to check him out.

Nice glass of water you have there. It’d be a shame if someone climbed over your lap, stepped onto the table, positioned themselves just so and sneezed in it.

blanket update

I let an inside thought outside. Sorry.

This made me sad. So many relationships soured and ruined by it.

Calories, syns, and points are none of my business.

(The top left hole has two pigeons) #critterposting

Good lord this thing is cute.

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The new Refrom range, for people with intolerances.

Pigeon people are the best people.

I‘ve found the UK’s hostility towards marginalised people more depressing than any of this.

Is it ‘theft‘? It’s theft, isn’t it.