Willie Dustice

We’ve officially entered post-wokeism. Not utilizing tech billionaires’ earth-killing plagiarism machine is privileged, elitist, and dare I say, maybe even ableist(?) Please adjust your behavior accordingly.

Monday vibe check

Just got back from vacation FML

Hello sharks! This is my invention…a claymore mine!

A pointless pre-game dog and pony show that leads to the death of a service member. Which is immediately ignored so a football game can be played. On a day that was purposefully about “honoring the troops“. Is so on the nose as to be ridiculous

This is my wife. She just got a Bluesky. Give her a follow. It’s true gas station roller dogs ward off ill humors and miasmas

Sometimes I’ll see something like this shirt in a store and I’ll remember how this year was America’s 250th celebration and it was just a fart in the wind, awesome

Looks like graduating from West Point and landing a punch line are two things Shane Gillis couldn’t do that I can. Suck it loser

Nothing feels quite so heroic as coming through the door with pizza and wings

That stained glass 🔥🔥🔥

Get blasted from 10ft away by a firing squad and saying “ohh! Ouch! Owie!”

This mf lookin like Glass Joe in punch-out

How your email finds me

There should be a long-term nuclear waste warning on my work email after a long vacation

This video but it’s just me finding more elaborate decorative containers for a 30 rack of Busch beer.

Supping on hearty victuals with the homies

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

First thought was this sounds like shitty Christian pop and turns out the dude was a pastor

If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.

Writing -30- at the end of work slack chats like an old timey newsman

“It’s readily apparent that Gumby self-sucked and I don’t know why so called ‘scholars’ deny it!” “Sir please quiet down in the library”

Just ate a big meatball sub and feel the need to lay on a rock in the sun like a snake

When I go into the replies of one of my friends it’s like flipping over a rock and seeing bugs that are cool and interesting. When I go into the replies of any major news orgs or big “resistance 🌊” posters it’s like flipping over a rock and seeing bugs that are off putting and disconcerting

Ed Sheeran the actor who’s cameo in Red Notice has given us the now-iconic: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!" is also a musician?

Wife smoked a different strain she got from the neighbors last night and came in fist pumping and singing “a-ha, yeah-hey, wanna be my lover” like she was a member of La Bouche

I hope they have text based social media in heaven

Upon rewatching I, Robot one of the least believable parts is that the company would be named U.S. Robotics and not Fluxality, a Raytheon Company

One day a.i. will create an image of shrek with titties so voluptuous and supple everyone on earth will abandon human contact and attempt to reproduce with only the shrek image leading to humanity’s extinction. Now are all you a.i. doubters ready to take it seriously?

republicans are a diseased people. their brains are rotted husks that they fill with the cruelty and greed they use to humiliate people below them. they get off on making you suffer. they want to see you grovel. worthless, ugly people. yes, this includes your uncle bob, too

The correct term for a group of ICE agents is a klan

Me watching this trailer

The only correct answer to this is a truly unique city of chaos. The answer is St. Louis

I’ve started writing my wife letters from work containing inane thoughts or not very pressing stories or observations. I also always put a P.S. in the letter containing a question so we can chat about the letter. It’s fun for her to get letters it’s like I’m sending little gifts.

I scraped a copy off of Vichy Twitter because I hadn't seen it

Destiny has the face of a hobbit with allegations

I love when a sink faucet is really short so I’m just banging my knuckles the whole time

The president has been diagnosed with “VCR ass”

President pedo-hitler is diaped up and ready to win the Iran war for the 30th time

Looks like Sasquatch with a boner is in the background of this picture

Looks like Sasquatch with a boner is in the background of this picture

McRib taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty

They finally made divorced guy chow

Good lord imagine sending hot wheels down that bad boy

Archeologists need to quit fooling around and figure out whether or not Neanderthals had big naturals

Someone who I know doesn’t work on my floor has been coming into our bathroom to take their shits. This unchecked aggression will not stand!

AI, meta glasses, and the Trump administration have made pedophiles the big winners our current era