Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau

We're in a timeline where a fucking major war could occur because TV Host and Pedophile Donald Trump declares war on a country because they killed a bunch of WWE Superstars in Saudi Arabia because their boss made them go to an active warzone. I'M SO TIRED OF LIVING IN THIS STUPID FUCKING TIMELINE!

HELL. YEAH. #AEWDynamite

Wally is going to ask Blitzø for his blessing to propose to Verosika.

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I can’t believe Stolas and Blitzo are getting outwitted by the Dipshit Tudors.

Rewatching today’s episodes

IM SORRY, WALLY WACKFORD IS 28???

Marie Antoinette’s ghost: “Believe me, the French don’t need immigrants to riot or revolt.”

Do you know how hard it is to work with phone numbers all day and in the middle of it all I can do is suppress a laugh while “🎶 Picture of a dinosaur! Then a whole buncha 6’s! 🎶" plays in my head?

Hey, soooooo, are we gonna talk about this? Bare minimum, it’s resistant to the power of a Marquis or ice powers. Seems like this could be extremely important. #HelluvaBossSpoilers

Wait, did anyone get that phone number? I lost track at “picture of a dinosaur”

Makes me wonder if Vassago knows who Blitzø is, or if he just sees him as just some Imp Stolas was concerned for and he could rescue to impress. Vassago is caught of guard by Stolas’ outburst, so methinks he doesn’t know anything about Blitzø

They captured what it’s like to see someone unravel completely when confronted by reality. It’s sad. It’s true. It’s beautifulz

It really believe this was needed as an episode immediately after Dirty Bird. They knew the fandom was gonna be split and they used M&M to represent both sides of the argument. This was a brilliant move

This must have been so fucking humiliating for Blitz. For someone like him who has so much Pride– to be humiliated and looked down on and forced to give the necklace to Vassago. There is no one that understands a mother's love than Blitz himself. #HelluvaBoss

Blitzo and Stolas are going to grow apart this season, and then come back together when the time is right and the emotions are raw. Mark my words.

Vassago has no idea what mess he's just gotten himself involved in. Be nice, everyone. He's a good boy

I feel maternal towards him

I threw away a fuckton of copic markers a few years back and now I’m regretting it…..

Tremendous work by the WWE ID program to beat the love of pro wrestling out of its trainees.

I lived, bitches. And I’m serving cunt on levels not thought previously possible.

It continues

I knew from the moment I evicted the womb that I needed to partake in this trend. 75 frames of Jax throwing straight booty on your screen. You’re welcome. #jax #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #dirtybird #tadcjax

Pov: any work day...

“Do the evil jax” #ActorAU #funnybunny

We are sensing a pattern

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Why is this lowkey the vibe of Stolas’ slut era?

Memes from my partner, 24 months into the future:

Hot Goss is such a great fuckin song Fuckin perfect #HelluvaBoss

Timeless Toni Storm is on IG reposting everyone who found her cassette tapes 👀 #AEW

Vivek Ramaswamy registered as an attorney in New York and as a voter in Ohio at different addresses, which would mean he either violated New York State Bar registration laws or Ohio voter registration laws.

RA-RA-RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

Yeah if you guys don’t know there are plenty of “Hellaverse Anti” block lists that block pretty much the entire fandom lmfao Some of these are malicious, and others just have a VERY broad definition of “anti” Be sure you’re vetting who’s making the lists you subscribe to!

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Me in Ohio, talking to my doctor about lady health things: I'm Ace. 🖤🩶🤍💜 Doc: No you're not, you're just depressed. Have you tried a Christian therapist? Me:

What's extremely telling is that there is never once an article like this written from the perspective of the person who cut off their parent.

I think this pilot for an adult animation series I’m working on is about a subject I’m all to familiar with: Suicidal Ideations. Don’t worry, it’s a comedy!

I am so not normal about this shot🥵

How fuckin badly do you think it’s gonna backfire when Blitzø tells Stolas he loves him?

Andrade El Idolo Says His Pants Are Injured After Tommaso Ciampa's Beatdown At AEW WrestleDream

Nah, he knew he would and looked forward to it 🥹. His lizard was on his mind the whole time, and he was SO excited when he got home. Stolas still loves Blitzø, y’all! Always has, never stopped. He’s just working through some shit right now and needed a little space. Stolitz is endgame trust! 🦉💕🦎♾️