Fishbed

Hey babe, welcome to year 3 of transition. Time to find out you have DID

Why does everyone react to 5-day cycle? Girls like calendar apps don't exist? " Oh I could never remember that". Girl, I can set up a 5-day rotating notation in your Google calendar in 30 seconds. It's like saying " I can't remember to take my medication so I'm just not going to" timers exist.

Ironically, part of the reason I'm disabled is that I was run over with a wheelchair as a child by a disability activist. I wish I was funny enough to make these stories up because my life would be much less awful.

The biggest problem with sting operations on hookup apps is that you might accidentally fuck a cop.

It's fun quotes like this that are making me anticipate with glee any and all upcoming attempts by tech to comply with Trump's syntactic proclamation that AI must now be Super intelligence. Super intelligence porn. Super intelligence girlfriend. Super intelligence waifu. Good Luck With That

Nobody likes me. Why doesn't anyone like me

Fracking my girlfriend for validation.

Watching this clip it has become self-evident to me that allowing Susan Collins to run for another term is elder abuse. This woman needs to be gently led to a chair in the sun by some nice people and told nice stories about how she's definitely in the Senate and she just needs to sit in her chair.

How do I become good at talking to women on the internet?

I mean I have a 23-page document saying in very many complex medical words that my formal diagnosis is "ditzy bitch: give meth, teach calendar". It works great!

I genuinely do not understand how people cannot comprehend "my exogenous memory is how I remembered to put in my exogenous hormones". Like if I'm going to be outsourcing my endocrine system I can also outsource remembering to do that.

I thought posting pics was supposed to drive engagement....

I hate knowing I somehow achieved the thing I thought would be impossible (hotness), and completely bombed out on the thing I thought would be relatively achievable (passing) It turns out being 6 ft tall with cheekbones you could cut glass on is not naturally conducive to going unnoticed.

Consequences are for mains. Post like you're on a throwaway

anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast

I've been to San Diego and overall I think a small nuclear detonation couldn't really make it worse.

these are words trans women would use to insult each other

I have now been followed twice by the woman whose article cracked my egg. I find this emotionally fufilling as to "do I post good"?

sometimes drawing a bunch of cats from pinterest gives a sense of normalcy against the everyday everything

It becomes a very different story when a man who is publicly posting agreement with insane slander about Haitians and his community runs one of them over with a semi truck. Words like "intent" and "motive" enter the narrative.

The "genderbender content isn't trans" discourse originated as far as I can tell in a thread on 4chan where I also learned what an AGP is. It was a perpetual argument "we're not trans. We're just agps who like gender bend content" Anyway, enough about my brainworms.

My bones just turned into dust.

My take on the Brazil thing, is that they did everything right, prosecuted people who did the coup, kicked the guy responsible out of politics, and then had their media and political ecosystem systematically hijacked by the nation that didn't do the right things and reelected the fascist.

Medical Transition is the process of becoming a connoisseur of agonies.

Yall should know better.

Someday I would very much like this.

Temporarily identifying as a femboy just to make what you're doing with this is chaser actually gay.

protip if you never make yourself vulnerable or open to love you never get hurt. life hack.

I love being stuck on an alt when my life starts to detonate. I think this must be what it's like to be the secondary core on a thermonuclear weapon and start to feel the primary heat up.

I need to recreate this.

It should be illegal to have pretty girls making eyes at each other on the cover of a harem manga. It should be punishable by death, then resurrection, then torture, then death.

If you're not making out in your Struggle Sessions you are not promoting revolutionary consciousness.

I am now arguing with my girlfriends about whether Assadists are tankies. What is my life. I don't have a polycule I have a struggle session with extra making out.

I am thinking about the fact that in the best possible case scenario for average americans, where everything somehow claws itself back from the brink in to something resembling the status quo ante, not a single person will ever see a consequence of this, and they will all die rich and feted.

Goddamn it why am I shitposting good all the sudden with no followers and no moots.

Everyone is always going on and on and on about "mommy" this and "hot older women" and where is the love for dorky older women? Where is the love for the woman who forgot her keys, dropped her coffee all over her new blazer, and is currently crying in the bathroom at work because her boss is mean.

That feel when you're not hot enough for a woman to want to listen to you rant about technicals.

Ive been poking through wikipedia pages on LLMs, how they work, and the various Large Adult Sons who run the companies and every single page has 8 warnings at the top that they're full of hallucinated garbage.

So maybe I'm the crazy one but I don't think one religious organization that bands multiple types of healthcare because a guy in a hat says so should be allowed to own roughly half of the hospitals in the United States, with locations heavily biased towards areas not served by multiple networks.

I wish people would talk to me.

Feastables are older than you know.

Amuro Ray and Char Aznable were in a decades long full time brat switch d/s dynamic that ended in a snuff scene featuring the entire human race as the audience.