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Also one of them would look at the camera and hold up a sign that says “uh-oh!” With the piano is whistling down, and then then after being crushed they’d open the piano lid and they’d be fine except with a few lumps on their head and little birds would be flying around their heads tweeting

The aftermath. www.instagram.com/reel/DdZCXyX...

Just don’t use an Acme piano

Anvils are far more reliable. And funnier!

Preferably the piano would fall just after they name the discussion topic "talkin' rape" but before they say anything else about it 🙃

I’d pay to see that

Really escalating the threats here coach

I don't know, Jamelle. You were a little tough on these guys. They were just "talkin' rape."

Hit em with this one

😹

Their teeth turn into piano keys then fall out

Wow, you really think it’s okay to joke about Superman drop-kicking me into the sun if he was real?

Triple-H is kind of a strange choice given the shittiness of WWE. Might I offer this replacement?

I mean, he does know wrestling is basically a choreographed dance, right? And, done right - even on concrete - it wouldn't seriously hurt him? Man, how they excuse real violence when this gets them running to tell mom never not surprises me.

You read my mind. And an excellent sketch to evoke that famous weight.

So this Hanania, whoever tf that is, seems to be a lil bitch, huh

“No security guard can stop a refrigerator off a skyscraper,” he said. “Stainless steel with the double door joints.”

Richard Hanania: The woke mob fantasizes about violent suppression of ideas they don't agree with but what - (*Mick Foley bursts into the room and jams a gym sock down his throat*)

I miss Rhea.

Hey, that's no joking matter! He fell down the stairs and his shoes fell off

😂

Honestly, thank you for that laugh.

Graphic design is my passion

Unleash Maxine Waters on them

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah like right out of Coyote v. ACME

Hear the glass that's your ass

Do not use ACME explosives.

I mean Trump has received a stunner I am surprised they wouldn’t be lining up for one

I am rolling…thanks for the laugh 😂

Under appreciated short coming of those dopes (ironic, given how openly fascist supporting WWE is now) is a total lack of basic professional wrestling knowledge of the 80’s and 90’s. It’s like never having read Hamlet. Can’t trust ‘em.

Total jabronis.

Going to have to disagree there. I’m thinking the Monty Python “foot from the heavens”, complete with obligatory *squit* sound. Something worthy of the gravity. If slapstick MUST, then a clearly labelled “16 Tonne Weight” will do. But it has to have the Canadian / British spelling for the troll.

In a just world their teeth would become a xylophone. In a just world, their head would blow up like a balloon and pop. In a just world, they would slip on a banana peel with a goofy sound effect.

but muh civilities

Stupid free speech, extending to anybody but pro-rape bros. ☹️

Lawyer up, Jamelle!

If they're defenders of rape, I think going Steve Austen on them is just a warm-up. Why can't Grok do this yet?

If people do not wish us to imagine cartoonish levels of justice perhaps, perchance, they shouldn’t engage in cartoonish levels of villainy.

The normal response to Nazi apologists like Hanania and Tracey.

Ahaha you rule

From your lips to God’s ears. Thank you, sir.

I'm assuming he thinks so despite any evidence to validate that

TAGGING THE NY TIMES TO TATTLE ON THIS CALL FOR VIOLENCE !!!!!

if we're lucky they'll get into an argument about who's more viscerally repulsive that ends in a parking lot knife fight

Deep cut reference--respect!

Great Scott! A piano? That’s heavy.

Not her. That other ghoul Megyn Kelly.

I like a cartoon safe

Oh so you think it’s FUNNY when they sit up dazed with blank eyes, cartoon birds circling their head and their teeth now look like piano keys?

Friendly piano amendment: at an arts festival this spring I saw a gigantic, winged, sparkling pink penis. How about that, but heavier.

Every time I see his name I wish like hell Maxine Waters had finished the job when she had the chance

The snowiest flakes to ever whine.

Wow hello FBI? Search this man’s home for cartoon pianos

man I remember when liberal pundits were associating with Hanania in the midst of his ostensible "redemption arc"

I just hope that Messrs Hanania and Tracey get everything that they deserve, and more

I thought comedy was legal again.

Flattened to hats and feet in the podcast studio by a safe that mysteriously fell from a skyscraper window.

come on man you know how hard it is to get that smell out of a steinway

I decided to become a blacksmith living in my 10 story walk up for this exact reason

I'd settle for an anvil and a safe, in a pinch.

Mercy me tossing them to the ol' Steinway Full Grand. *I'M* not gonna do anything, I can't catch a piano.

In a just world