Fitzbattleaxe

Fitzbattleaxe

@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social

Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs. Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/ PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social

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"The thousand injuries of Grover Elmo had borne as Elmo best could, but when he ventured upon insult Elmo vowed revenge."

Jason Takes Man-Adams@jamnpp.bsky.social

Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado

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The Perfectly Monstrous Life of Adam Frankenstein TPB (Dark Horse) is open for pre-orders wherever you get your books, and you know how important pre-order numbers are! The whole team has crafted an amazing book, a love letter to the genre and the medium of comic books.

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"Hello, Force of the State? I want to use you to steal joy and innocence from a literal preschooler, because I don't like him being better than white kids at games! I knew you'd be up for it! Thanks."

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My, MooseTracks8008's, chubinkuNSFW's and Red V's comic Breast Buy Part 1 and 2 are now purchasable. They come with bonus pin ups and wordless versions of the art. Please grab an awesome expansion read and support us making more! wechange.me/moosetracks8...

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I havent done anything with chrissy in like forever so lets fix that! In this picture, the customer she is serving seems to be distracted for some reason although the answer to this mystery of why is left up to audience interpretation. (Took down my own post bc I didnt know he was on bsky)

darkgon.bsky.social@darkgon.bsky.social

Mega-ass Barista comm

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Good morning!! I'm opening 3 emergency illustration commissions today - have a car that needs fixing, upcoming bills and need to generally have change to survive! Base price begins at $100+ and will vary on complexity!! DM if interested, please.

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It's not that I dislike spiders as a species... But I REALLY don't like them crawling on me where I can see them and tell what they are... 😱😨🫣🕷️🕸️ (Also, OW! 👋)

[Commission for @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social ] And along came a-

Rule 34, I suppose. At this point though, it's less "if it exists" and more "if you can conceive of it," I suppose.

Vulture@vulture.com

What would happen if you had sex with a Wicker dick like the one in ‘Wicker’? We discuss the advantages and disadvantages of Alexander Skarsgård’s appendage with a gynecologist.

It's been almost a decade since I've been to a con but I do remember wondering about the economics even then. But it was mainly about what artists were charging for Con Sketches.

Chris Schweizer@schweizercomics.bsky.social

Excellent write up on cost/benefit for artists at increasingly-pricy shows. One of the reasons that I, and so many others, so esteem HeroesCon, is that they curate and comp tables for a LOT of artists, including "new" artists. My first "real" table was at Heroes... www.comicsbeat.com/is-artist-al...

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At a different Con and without naming names, a "New Hotness" artist was charging $300 which seems a bit much for what I'd actually be looking for from a Con Sketch. And from what I recall they were mostly sitting unoccupied...

But that might have been a function of the Con focusing on New Hotness, up and coming, artsy, and indie comics folks and (I believe) folding after a few years due to low attendance and/or general unsustainability.

It's been almost a decade since I've been to a con but I do remember wondering about the economics even then. But it was mainly about what artists were charging for Con Sketches.

Chris Schweizer@schweizercomics.bsky.social

Excellent write up on cost/benefit for artists at increasingly-pricy shows. One of the reasons that I, and so many others, so esteem HeroesCon, is that they curate and comp tables for a LOT of artists, including "new" artists. My first "real" table was at Heroes... www.comicsbeat.com/is-artist-al...

Like, Neal Adams did con sketches for me on two separate occasions for $150 each. He took his time and I got to sit next to him and shoot the breeze, listening to him chat and reminisce. Admittedly, he probably didn't NEED to wring out every potential penny from a drawing opportunity...

Traffic is ass where I am because of construction traffic. Just caught a pickup pulling a U-ie through the grassy median in my rearview mirror because he apparently can't wait in line. I'm sure many pickup drivers are fine people but some of you give all of you a bad name.

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Excellent write up on cost/benefit for artists at increasingly-pricy shows. One of the reasons that I, and so many others, so esteem HeroesCon, is that they curate and comp tables for a LOT of artists, including "new" artists. My first "real" table was at Heroes... www.comicsbeat.com/is-artist-al...

comicsbeat.comIs Artist Alley even sustainable any more?It's more expensive than ever to set up in artist alley or at a comics show - and here are some of the numbers

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She's making it her job to fill the galaxy! Donate to my Ko-Fi to help Rosalina grow! Comment on your donation 1 for Belly 2 for Boobs and 3 for Butt Example: Rosalina 1 Please consider donating! Our hospital bills total $8K 🙇‍♀️ Link below ⬇️

dully@dullvivid.bsky.social

can't tell if i'm flattered or annoyed by the fact that 2 clients of mine have returned to me to show me how they AI generated my own art instead of paying me. like one part of me is all, "good riddance," but the other third is kinda greasy about it

Respectfully, one difference MIGHT be that when a writer's room gives an Indian actor dialog for an Indian character that might be inauthentic, offensive, or ill-considered, they MIGHT at least be in a position to recognize/call that out.

Phillip M Jackson@jollyjack.bsky.social

So, a voice actor who was affecting a strong Indian accent is being replaced by.... a voice actor who will be affecting a strong Indian accent. "But it's OK, because...." You're an idiot. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm going to tentatively and hesitantly suggest that THE SIMPSONS should have just dropped Apu as a character. I haven't listened to the new voice actor but I'm already seeing some bad/dumb takes and I don't think there's any winning at this point. Maybe time will convince me otherwise but... UGH.

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A mod of a new subreddit for Irish Illustrators sent me a message to invite me to post there. I took a look at the rules, and noticed that the use of AI isn't outright banned (instead, people are required to disclose its use). I sent a "thanks, but no thanks."

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Dear DC. Please delete my previous e-mail, as my pitch has some aspects I need to rewrork. I have just been informed the Reverse Flash is not a sexual position. Yours Faithfully. Kieron