flanswanson

flanswanson

@flanswanson.bsky.social

Another guy riding the stache wave

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Iran's national soccer team greeted fans ahead of a training session in Tijuana, Mexico, after the U.S. Department of Homeland Security said they would be allowed to enter the U.S. the day before each of their three World Cup matches.

I’d hate to be that driver or the owner of that truck, sue the fuck out of them. Or just push every ICE, ERO, CBP agent into traffic at this point, they have no care for life why should theirs have any value

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

JUST NOW from @statuscoupnews.bsky.social livestream — ICE agents outside Delaney Hall in Newark, NJ pushed a protester into an 18-wheeler causing the truck to run over his leg. They then pinned him on the ground and carried him away.

Gen Z is calling it “edgy woke” in an attempt to curtail overly annoying politeness a pervasive new trait emerging amongst peers

SushiFerret@sushiferret.bsky.social

Cooking dinner for @captivated.design Me: Now I just gotta make the rice Her: Do you have a rice cooker? Me: Of course I have a rice cooker, this is an Asian house Her: "Well if I just assumed you had a rice cooker bc ur asian what would that make me??" Me: "It'd make you correct that's what"

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Today, the UK arrested Lord Mandelson for his alleged ties to Epstein. But here in the United States of America? Nothing. Tomorrow, I am bringing Haley Robson, a heroic survivor, to the State of the Union.

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Mamdani: "$5.4 billion is a very steep mountain to climb ... We want to work with Albany to raise personal income taxes by 2% on the 33,000 New Yorkers earning more than $1 million per year and to raise corporate taxes on the most profitable corporations."

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33 pardoned #Jan6 seditionists have been rearrested including 6 who committed child sex crimes. Some think the pardon should protect them from current and future charges. These are the real criminals who have been given a free pass. #ProudBlue#Voices4Victory #OneV1 www.citizensforethics.org/reports-

citizensforethics.orgAt least 33 pardoned insurrectionists face other criminal charges—but many are now going free - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in WashingtonAt least 33 January 6th insurrectionists pardoned by Trump have been rearrested, charged or sentenced for other crimes since January 6, 2021.

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Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."

There’s a rash of a lot of dumb MFers out there equating politics with morality, some dear “friends” of mine of 25 years included

Shenpai@shenpai.gay

Really boggled by some comments I found that were going on about how they stopped watching me because of my 'divisive politics' ah yes, my divisive politics of *looks at hand* wanting people to be treated equally and fairly and not wanting anyone to be killed. Very divisive.

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This is an authoritarian power grab, full stop. Nationalizing elections would put the executive branch in control of who votes and how. That’s how dictators rig outcomes, crush opposition, and assault democratic self-government. This should alarm everyone: www.ms.now/news/trump-s...

ms.nowTrump suggests federal control of elections in ‘some areas’In a lengthy interview with NBC, the president said he will accept the results of the midterm elections if they are “honest.”

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Lmao, imagine getting your ass kicked by a group of teenagers — in a fight you started — and then going to jail for it 🤣🤣🤣