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AEW PPV main events are consistently like watching the best anime fight you've ever seen

Kyle Kuzma is what happens when a Redditor manages to scam his way into the NBA

Kenny Omega is that dude

The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."

I can’t believe that Bam Margera scored 83 points in an NBA game

told my landlord he no longer has to apologize for being white and he lowered my rent by 25%. told the grocer it's now the trump kennedy center and he sold me potatoes for $1. told PG&E it's a christian nation now and electricity is free. try it sometime

Madueke when he finally got the opportunity to play RW

"stick to menswear"

Donkey Kong Bananza should put an end to the debate that 100 men stand a chance against a gorilla

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

You fight for a zygote, but cheer when a child is ripped from a mother‘s arms by ICE. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

I can’t wait to combine two turd emojis to form one super shit that illustrates how I feel about this Genmoji nonsense #wwdc25

Devil’s Kiss just doesn’t hit the same without Gooner T adlibs #WWERAW

british rappers have the most hilarious names. bro what do you mean your stage name is Headie One

Will Ospreay matches are so fire when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s glorified gymnastics

Traveling from a blue state airport to a red state airport always results in a culture shock because you’ll hear the most braindead political takes and think “oh that’s right - they believe complete nonsense here”

Smile 3 should be about former call center employees who experience trauma whenever there is the sound of a phone ringing

The funniest thing about the hawk tuah coin scam is that people somehow heard a woman who sounds exactly like Sandy Cheeks and thought “I should put money behind this”

once a subscription prices crosses the 9.99 threshold, it immediately reaches unaffordable territory

not enough FedEx and UPS drivers are ringing doorbells nowadays

Will Ospreay makes me wish I had a British accent

every game nowadays is like 60 hours long. they should invent a game that you can actually beat