Chris Bloom

Maybe he should have considered the consequences before he stabbed someone to death www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

What was Russell's penalty for? What happened to a degree of leniency on the first lap. Regardless of that, he didn't deserve a penalty. Also who was it who pushed Sainz into the pit wall without sanction? #F1 #USGP

Pretty dull race but Leclerc passing Verstappen twice kind of made it worthwhile. #F1 #USGP

What is Colton Herta going to be doing next year? F3 would be the logical career progression.

Insightful technical analysis from two spectators #F1TV #F1 #USGP

Can we have #F1TV Sans Ruth Buscombe

"We practice selective annihilation. Of mayors and government officials. For example, to create a vacuum. Then we fill that vacuum. As popular war advances. Peace is closer."

I'm not going to bother watching the #USGP. Not worth being tired and irritable at work on Monday morning. I will try and impose myself to a media blackout and watch it Monday evening. #F1

It really pains me to agree with Max Verstappen but he's 100% correct #F1 #USGP

Was listening to this a bit earlier. Why are there no bands like this any longer?

#F1 qualifying is so predictable nowadays. Same 8 cars plus 2 every race in the final session. Go back to when everyone had the full hour of qualifying. No one can spring a surprise if they're not there to do so. #usgp 🥱😴

Ruth Buscombe is so annoying

I think the Singapore GP or wherever the last race was killed my enthusiasm for #F1. 45 years and honestly I couldn't care less any longer.

Racist and stupid 🚮

Last time I was so unenthusiastic about a coming #F1 race was when I skipped watching the 1988 #ItalianGP. The first race I didn't watch since Dijon in '81 #texasgp

Threads is giving ex-Twitter a run for it's money when it comes to the amount of dumbshitness on there.

I think only Las Vegas is a worse circuit than Austin in the current #F1 calendar. Looks and feels disjointed, no flow to it. Modern Silverstone is similar.

The #USGP Texas Edition should rather be on a Saturday so #F1 fans in Europe and Africa don't have to stay up till 12 Sunday night and then feel shit all day Monday.

Strange how since Red Bull's 2026 car (some might say miraculously) improved, Max Verstappen has stopped moaning at every opportunity how he's about to quit #F1

If #F1 & FIA werent so obsessed about filling their pack pockets they could have ensured a 24 race calendar and we wouldn't be in the last few weeks of the season wondering WTF is going on.They could have fitted in a race in France or Germany in the summer break and ended the season at Imola & Jerez

Pretty impressive considering he looked 75 back in Back To The Future in 1985 or whenever it was

But the area's safe accoring to Mohammed Ben $ulayem Let's hope the teams refuse, for the safety of their employees, to go to Qatar & Abu Dhabi is if the races go ahead. Obviously they won't go ahead if no teams turn up. #F1 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Yellow Submarine In My Pants

Keep seeing news articles mentioning Christian Horner. I haven't clicked on any of them. I really have no interest in the man or the nonsense he's presumably spouting #F1

I said from the start what was stopping teams doing something like this. www.the-race.com/formula-1/fi...

Dollars over everything www.the-race.com/formula-1/fi...

Chaos in Washington The new Private Eye is out now.

Tesla is becoming the Temu of car manufacturing. Selling shit nobody needs.

Is there any photo cooler than this?

Taking a break from committing GBH on her human

When did Gabriel Byrne stop appearing in every other movie?

Buy some headphones or AirPods. Stop using your speakerphone in public. Nobody wants to hear your inane, stupid conversations about absolutely nothing.

Why does it take like three times longer now to heat your food in the microwave than it did in the eighties?

We've had flying cars since the 90s. Here is the 1967 Ferrari 312 taking on the Flugplatz in Grand Prix Legends (1998) #simracing #retrogaming #nurburgring #nordschleife Video sponsored by simcraft.com #ad

I applied a band-aid when my daughter cut her finger. I guess I'm a surgeon.

“Is this the right room for an argument?" MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS (1972) #MichaelPalin #JohnCleese

Is Max Verstappen still going to quit #F1 at the end of the season like he was promising a few months ago?

Why do all new "cars" look like they were designed by a 3 year old?

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Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band have released the third part of their Philadelphia Freedom Cut project today, sharing official video of the next eight songs from their Land of Hope and Dreams American Tour finale.

1996 the drivers were driving flat out every lap. No mention of tyre wear and compounds. #F1 #1996japanesegp

2026 will (likely) be the first #F1 season in a year ending with 6 since 1966 where the championship isn't going to be decided in the final race of the season. All the ones in-between have been thrillers too.

11 second pit stops feel so long. #f1 #1996japanesegp

I'd forgotten how close Berger came to knocking Hill out at the chicane. #F1 youtu.be/1rfBl6L9wtI?...

Can you please vote for me? tophost.org/2026/jesse-j...

ROM is burning

Can't see what the problem is here. Isn't this par for the course for the current administration. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

She looks like a Drag Queen if you ask me.

Leica has her own unique way of negotiating for second helpings. Firstly she will engage in some intense meowing and if that's unsuccessful she will turn to violence and start biting my ankles.