Sloptimus Prime

Bad news for karaoke bars: Chattahoochee is in my range

Pre-cunnilingual land acknowledgement

Understanding my responsibility as an ally to avoid occupying spaces not meant for me, I map my road trips to avoid the trans-canada

He's built like dr robotnik

Not feeling the polycule situation but keeping part of it to reatin membership of the Steam family

I love women

SHOULD I DO IT YES/NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Sluggo from the Nancy comics as a member of Wu-Tang: Foist things Foist man you're fuckin with the woist

If only the media had as much interest in the world's richest person, the primary funder of the Republican Party, who spoke at Trump's Inauguration and gave a Sieg Heil, once again declaring his belief "white solidarity is the only way to survive" as they do some Twitch streamer.

Only banning good specifically from Israeli *settlements* is so weak. You know you can take action against the state that's in an ongoing effort of creating those very same settlements right?????

My brain to my hands while playing Super Meat Boy

Lauren Order: SVU

Yes king ignore right of way at a 4-way stop, make them wait for you

I walk with a swagger that can only be attained by hitting 650 elo in blitz chess

No genAI in the world will ever be able to produce something as cool as Camel Joe. That's all human imagination right there baby

How your email finds me

Regrettably, we have a confirmed Ken Jennings L 😞

These people want to claim genuis from all the fruits of the innovations they paid for, but they are never held responsible for the harm is causes

say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day

If being bad at chess was cool I'd be Fonzie

Starting up another minecraft server with my friends yearly like it's gamer Hajj making a pilgrammage to the nether

At least when trump croaks this jerkoff absolutely will not have the juice to keep the racists energized and spirited

Liturgymogging the local priest at my litttle cousin's baptism

Yo this new Subnatica looks kinda wild

I donated money to wikipedia last night and the site prompted me to look at their store. Check this shit out

"You couldn't make this show in today's climate" only applies if it's set in the arctic

The Velvet Underground made a lot of captivating and forward-thinking music. Artistically and lyrically, I feel they reached their zenith on their magnum opus song Lonesome Cowboy Bill

There it is, there's the clip

Keepin it dumpy since 96

Hate the English but you gotta give credit where it's due – fanny is a funny word

How insane it is to live in a world where the president simply lies repeatedly blatantly to this extent. Is it worth reporting? Not really, it's not news. But he also poses a bordeline existential threat to humanity, so you kinda have to I guess

Kid rock and The Village People expected to do a combined 4-hour set after all other acts have dropped out of America 250

A flock of pigeons working together demonstrate more medical knowledge than RFK Jr ever will

Out: fragmentation grenades In: Opening a banana bread recipe on my phone and throwing it at a target, the processing power demanded by simultaneously loading all 6 thousand ads on the page causing it to immediately explode

I too need a dump truck mama, Bob

The jabroni age

Don't ever let anyone fool you with the "friendly neighbor to the north" bullshit

Short blonde insects found chewing water-damaged wood in my house, possibly Sabrina Carpenter ants

call for an investigation into the president's fitness. call for the house to impeach. say you will obstruct every last bit of senate business. call for soldiers to disregard illegal orders. say you will prosecute the people who do this. say you will take their military pensions and benefits.

There is no greater endorsement of the necessity of socialism than the rhetoric of the opposition party

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