Flukeman

Flukeman

@flukeman.bsky.social

Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter. He/him. SoCal native now mostly found searching for a decent burrito in or around Raleigh. Cat dad to a horrid cat son. Go Dodgers.

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You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

got my fuckin ass

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social

Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"

There’s literally a single family of models that might give you those answers, and it’s the one built to reflect the views of its shithead space nazi owner

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Was lucky enough to witness this in person!

JJ Cooper@jjcoop36.bsky.social

Thomas Pannone has just thrown the fifth nine-inning CG perfect game in International League history. The 32-year-old Nashville lefty (Brewers org) dominated, needing only 93 pitches to do it. The final batter got to a 3-0 count, the first 3-ball count Pannone had since the 2nd.

Stephen Wolf@stephenwolf.bsky.social

Big news in North Carolina: 1 of the 3 GOP Supreme Court justices up in 2028 won’t run again, easing the path for a Democratic majority. If Dem Justice Anita Earls wins this year, Dems would only need 2 flips in 2028 to gain a 4-3 majority. They could then strike down the GOP’s gerrymanders again

They just put one of these on a bike path near me, obviously to record all the bike license plates that pass by

OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹@orc.bsky.social

There is a small war being waged on the surveillance state across the US What's funny is that these reveal that they do biometric data but they will still lie and say it's for license plates

Looking forward to the inevitable prestige documentary about this whole mishegoss

Lindsay Beyerstein@beyerstein.bsky.social

Murphy was the latest in constellation of bodybuilders in the orbit of supplement peddler Tony Huge to die mysteriously in Thailand. He was reportedly injecting himself with microparticles of gold to become a superhuman pro-golfer.