Cholula Bankhead

I know that I told everyone to call Donald Trump “President Turdangler Slumpgudgeon”, but that was a shower thought. My friend Nick has studied Trump’s signature, and determined that it actually says “Lumwad Blumpkin”, so that’s his name now. President Lumwad Blumpkin.

Polis, Martin, Fetterman, Sinema, Schumer... Are we starting to see how "vote blue no matter who" invites exploitation by the wealth class? It matters who and we deserve better. This isn't a team sport. This is about values and our future. The DNC needs to accept that or get out of the way.

Glad to hear that Trump has finally swapped out his nominee for Surgeon General for a new nominee who can legally use the title “Doctor” before her name. I’m sure she must be VERY qualified…

Another story of the Epstein administration.

Just started following @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Really amazing legal reporting! And funny too.

This is an incredibly informative article about the breakdown of the Justice Department and the complete failure of any sort of adult planning at any level of the Department of Homeland Security. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/less...

Now would be a REALLY good time for someone to pull a Daniel Ellsberg on the Trump classified documents case and leak the evidence and conclusions.

New poster is pretty slick and to the point

Don't bother arguing about whether ICE is a police force or a military force. It's neither. It behaves as a disorganized, violent mob, cursing, shouting contradictory orders, and attacking unarmed citizens on a whim. It is deployed to create fear and chaos, not to enforce laws or establish order.

Every firm associated with these “people” needs to be blocked, embargoed, banned from operating in the EU, Canada and any other civilized nation.

This is the happiest photo. I think I’ll send it as a reply to any DNCC, DSCC or DCCC fundraising pitches that I receive.

Probably should have shared the original post first, duh…

Just so many good comments on the flipped Cybertruck…

Perfect, no notes.

“Why does my baby keep dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing?” “How long before children stops discovering mundane things?” “Baby smiling for no reason” “Tips to stop staring baby” “Why does my infant love dragonfruit, as my mother did?” “What to do when child goes no-contact?”

Cartoon by @rubenbolling.bsky.social.

From now on, I’m calling her “Scary Kari Giggletits”

Maybe you can send this to any MAGA people you know. I doubt that it will do any good, but you can always have hope.

seems like this should be the word of the day for the next three years

Haha, god damn that’s good…

I would say “what’s up with that”, but we all KNOW what’s up with that.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Oh FFS.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Absolutely.

😕 We are all paying for this vanity project

I’m glad he finally figured it out, but FFS. Screw you, you ersatz Niemöller. It took you TEN YEARS to figure this shit out? Niemöller took nine years, but he didn’t have the example of the Third Reich to learn from. You did. You’re a bad person, and should feel bad.

The kids are all right.

This has got to be the best (and most accurate) sign of the day.

Seen in Auburn, Maine #NoKings

It’s quick and easy to block these Actual Nazis.

Ain’t that the fucking truth…

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

From Feb 4th 1939