A Curious Maggie

Wow. Just fucking wow. Yea, let's use more AI in Formula 1. Just ugly chaos. #F1 #BahrainGP #MalaysianGP

So the cars aren't waterproof now? #f1

We're at the part of the race where the commentary descends into waxing lyrical about Max Verstappen. #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

It's really sweet of Bottas to keep Alonso company all the way at the back there. #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

Jolyon Palmer: Maybe Max should've towed around Hadjar.. #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

Extrapolating from the calm 2016 Baku GP to the chaos of the 2017 Baku GP, the 2027 Madring #SpanishGP will be a safety car red flag montage. And Kimi Raikkonen will somehow still get a drive through penalty. #F1

Lawson's having a good quali. Was he given some bad news before he needs to excise? #F1 #SpanishGP

Beautiful question to a fan at the #SpanishGP: TV host: "Is it your first time here?" Fan: "It's everyone's first time here..." #F1

That's a lot of booing for George Russell on the podium #F1 #ItalianGP

So... will the Ferrari mechanics find themselves singing along to the Italian anthem this time? #F1 #ItalianGP

Really is a race where the commentators are working for their pay, eh #F1 #ItalianGP

Yea, but I'm having a confuse; both Alpine's in the top 4..? #F1 #ItalianGP

Is Lando now in the championship hunt? This is the guy who refused to admit defeat even in 2023, the year of Maximum Verstappen, until it was mathematically impossible for him to win. So, yes. #DutchGP #F1 #LandoNorris

Wow, this is a race on lay-by. One lap at a time... #DutchGP #F1

Sad face for Lawson. But it looks like enough people have left RBR since Liam was last there to have a decent go this time. #F1 #dutchgp

hmm Alan Wake 2... Can I choose Watery? Apart from the eternal gloom it doesn't seem that bad and I could learn Finnish. As long as I don't leave the main street the Taken can't attack me!

Petty reason for disliking flatpak: any update shows as a security update. Specifically, the update icon shows with a red dot, not a blue dot as for regular updates. It makes me think of flatpak as being overdramatic. #flatpak #linux

Unrelated, but I love Arvid Lindblad's aggressive "I'm only here coz they're paying me" vibe; Lance Stroll looks hyped in comparison. Meanwhile, Esteban is in model mode and Alonso is radiating ✨Hero✨

It seems it isn't just the broadcast system that is borked. #F1 #HungarianGP

The driver tracker on F1TV is borked atm, it looks like someone is juggling with the driver dots. At least the commentary is working. #F1 #HungarianGP #F1TV

Adrian Newey is really hoping he got his sacrifices to the Gods of Racing and Aerodynamics right this time. #F1 #HungarianGP

This kind of F1 related numerology is improving my life. #F1 #LewisHamilton

The Italian national anthem just isn't the same without the Ferrari mechanics singing loudly along. #F1 #BelgianGP

The stewards are back to flipping a coin over penalties. Yay. #F1 #BelgianGP

Expectations being set high already; Alex Jacques declaring a "guaranteed box office first lap.." *sigh* We can't always get what we want. #F1 #F1TV #BelgianGP

Gutted for Lawson missing out on Q3. How soon will he get the upgrades as well? #F1 #BelgianGP

Now with added Kyojo Cup and WCR! #WomenInRacing #RacingWomen #KyojoCup #WCR

If a team makes a game that gets great reviews and doesn't sell, that's a biz failing but the silver lining is you caught lighting in a bottle -- protect that team! It's worth its weight in gold. If you jettison the team but keep the biz people, I don't know what to tell you

That's not to say climate change is over and we can declare victory but the path to zero carbon is now extremely obvious and achievable and its mostly a matter of time (and how much damage we inflict along the way) rather than an existential danger we might not solve.

I think I've just found the subset of racing/motorsport journos who think that women don't have sex.

I'm not a Max Verstappen fan, but I do enjoy his absolute refusal to engage in discussion of rumours during press conferences and interviews. #f1 #BelgianGP #RedBull

I've been told my accent is wrong. But you know what? **It's my native accent** There is no One Correct English Accent. Have accent, will talk.

I like Guenther, but wtf? Under his leadership Haas manufactured as little as possible to save money, buying everything they possibly could from Ferrari. Be a grown up... #F1 #McLaren

The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.

The giveaway here is using a Tolkien name for a grand project. Teh Tech Bros didn't get what LoTR was about and just keep telling us they want to be Sauron (the big big bad). (There's more of us than there are of them)

In summary: as the UK govt is not a healthcare practitioner, it is enacting conversion therapy on trans folks and should be held accountable with prison time. #transrights #humanrights

The Realm of the British GP, now in podcast format. A discussion of the alternate reality that makes sense of the hyperbole around The British Grand Prix. Shove it in your earholes! #F1 #BritishGP

I think it would be a good idea if all MPs wore uniforms, like F1 drivers, we can see who is sponsoring them.

F1 is the correct answer

Climate change isn't just hotter weather--it's state of emergency level flooding happening regularly. This isn't a future problem. It's a now problem. #climate #F1

So, the BritishGP has come and gone, we had umbrellas trying to race, Max Verstappen saving George Russell from his own curse, and an underrated Alonso victory, but this all happened in the Realm of the British GP; a magical place with ancient wind generators and propaganda. #F1 #BritishGP

Given that I'm a kiwi, and I like watching kiwis racing in motorsport, I really should be more into Indycar. There's 3 (THREE!) of us in one indy. #IndyCar

Refreshed and rearing to go possibly maybe assault his staff again? #F1 #BritishGP

I sense a "through goes Hamilton" moment.. #F1

It's easy to forget how fast these cars are going, until someone has an off and it takes a lot of tumbling for them to stop #F1 #BritishGP