Fozofthedead

Evergreen

Bought some pickles at a farmers market......What psycho mixes bread & butter with dill? I almost died.

Trump: Listen Bob, we're doing the racism thing full time now. I need you to work it into whatever the fuck it is that you do. RFK:

Elected Dems ain't learned nothing

Not delivering for Trumpo is getting to be Todd Blanche thing

BlueSky has four kinds of users

Bring me my fainting couch

Me RN

10 Things I Hate About You Between My Legs

JD surveying the turnout:

I just want to thank the timeline for blessing us with the "JD Vance makes light of grandpa ranty's noticing and commenting on men's asses"

We are in the era of intentional brand destruction

Consider the absolute worst person you know... Russell Vought (Insert your npc here) a Christian and is married also a documented awful person ... a person actively harming other humans ... is a Christian ... in a Christian marriage

Hell yeah. They cancelled my weekly sales call with upper management

BRUH. Bennie is my top memory too! And the animation/matronic they did for his ocular movements is actually incredible and holds up.

Creamy orzo with spinach and chicken

Halloween candy is expensive this year so I'll just be handing my old useless pennies

Halloween candy is expensive this year so I'll just be handing out PPE

Every GOP midterm pitch be like

And then one day it will be the last time they ask to play at the park.

Why can't the Trump pay for play extend to cool shit. Like allowing the import of 70 series Land Cruisers

I’m sure this has much more to do with the crimes they plan on committing in the next two years than crimes of the past. People will hesitate to follow Trump’s illegal orders if they get the sense they may actually be held accountable.

When the mugshot tracks

"You sound like my nephew. Always thinking you need to do things on your own without anyone's support. There is nothing wrong with letting people who love you help you." Uncle Iroh

I'm going to convert a 72 Chevy K5 Blazer to electric. Fuck you assistant.

What utter trash

open.spotify.com/track/5EIXSt...

Heard Thom Yorke say this was the song he is most proud of. open.spotify.com/track/2rtGaC...

Same

I hate these motherfuckers with every fiber of my being. Not a goddamn positive development for humanity amongst them. Just war and death all the time.

The Rooster In My Pants

It's bleak that Serious News Outlets will tie themselves into knots writing headlines that obscure the horrors of a story while @people.com just waltzes in and calls it like it is.

Sicario larp in a cybertruck ... kill me

Can we all agree that the crimes committed by trump and his people deserve nothing less than gen pop at Pelican Bay

It's open enrollment at work. Kind of afraid to peek at the prices.

I would assume foreign security services have concluded that this is an ideal time to start leaking. Feels like an attempt to hasten the end of this nightmare.

Found the source for all these fucking Republicans (Not my sink as I know better than to clean out a drain with a bowl)

Republicans midterm ground game in a photo

Ain't no sunshine in my pants

White guys are a problem And I'm a white guy

open.spotify.com/track/3XblvT...

This will end in disaster

Breaking: Judge orders Trump to be deburred in BBC lawsuit case

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.