Francis

I'm awake at this hour It's quite literally woke nonsense.

We hate being the bearers of bad news, but that giant asteroid couldn’t come any quicker.

Chippy Dinner weather this. Something,with Gravy.

There isn't enough dancing in the work place in my humble opinion.

Pure telly.

I'm going to seriously wind someone at the BBC if they leg 4Extra.

“Do they still have that curry mile up there? Right. Fax over all the menus sweetheart and tell the Glazers I’ll have a think around it.”

It says a lot about the current state of the league if this United side qualified for CL.

When the Big Fella is about, everyone moves.

My lad is happy the fire is on.

Farts and Prayers to all the people who wear gigs. We reached that time of year where you instantly become blind walking into any shop,pub or restaurant.

Captain Robert Falcon Scott Antarctica 1912

You never see anyone selling cockles in the Ale house anymore.

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I've had a bit of Radio 3 on this morning.

It's pitch black and I'm at work. We're back baby!

The Sunday morning shopper is a crazed beast.

Just been to my local bakery to purchase a Jalapeno and Cheddar Sourdough. There were a couple of Aigburth,Dry-Robe mums,Non-plussed I'd nabbed the last one.

Big thanks to @captainflack.bsky.social for taking the time out to send me an absolute shed load of WSAG.

You bottleless get Tierney. Get'em walkin. Akane spake.

youtu.be/4ct5puqTSi0?... Got this Basil Boli & Chris Waddle banger on while i marinate some chicken wings. Oh yeah,Up the Toffees.

Fun for all the Family.

Nothing more mundane than being in the company of 2 people talking about their Gym routine.

All that stuff with David Cameron and the Pig got brushed under the carpet far too easily.

Elephants are sound.

I saw something the other day which suggested Richard Bacon used to do lines of Wallop off the back of The Blue Peter,Tortoise. Not all sweetness and light that programme.

@cazmccazmick.bsky.social Could be a long evening this mate.

Ooerr

Looks like Wayne has knocked the Frey Bentos butties on the head.

Not happy with this warm weather, Especially given the fact I'm dressed like Ernest Skackleton.

Has anyone done a welfare check on Jimmy Nail.

Chinese food tastes better when delivered in a box.

Been looking forward to this coming through the post. The Everton section is by our very own @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social

Lee Mack is up there with John Bishop in the helmet stakes

City will be setting foot into a "Hostile atmosphere" today.

I've tried my best with the NFL but I've come to the conclusion it's utter bumgas.

Isn't the Iriola the brown bit round your nipple?

Carragher will be having nightmares over these inflatable Bananas tonight.

Could be a big upset from the league 2 side here

Peter Dreary is devastated here.

I STAND WITH CITY 🔵

Hahahaha delicious

That sign at Castle Grey skull. "A Generation of fans cheated" You'd know all about that after Heysel.

No matter what's gone on at City let's never lose sight of the fact,The Cult that is Liverpool Football Club are the scourge of football. They can't take moral high ground with anyone.

Barry is a modern day Trevor Benjamin.

This Hull manager has got a distinct whiff "Bosnian War crimes" about him.

Not having this Trafford chap,at all.

Elon Musk has allegedly been urged to take over Everton. If Blues think getting to Bramley Moore is bad enough,Imagine having to get to Mars every other Saturday.

Never a dull moment at St Domingo.