Franky Pelvis

Me: I wish America had its first openly LGBT President. (monkey’s paw curls)

Anybody who takes IQ seriously is an idiot

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

Have these doctors considered that if he loses a lot of weight that poses a mental health risk to me?

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Trypophobia Burrito.

The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?

I prefer the sequel, Prison Mike

I say this with no exaggeration whatsoever: Thomas the Train/Tank Engine is the most aggressively fascist thing committed to film since Triumph of the Will

trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry

I’ve seen people online argue that going the posted speed limit in the passing lane is ACTUALLY illegal. They argue the passing lane effectively has no speed limit. You can go however fast you need to go to pass!

I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air

a few other thoughts about lindsey graham

“It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other 'exactlyyyyyy’”

People just saying’ shit these days. No connection to objective reality necessary, apparently.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast

The 2013 Johnathan Glazer / ScoJo film took some liberties when adapting this

Pokemon Go to The Hague

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

I know when we’ll see a lot of ‘em.

Thousands of people here telling you to “shut the fuck up.” How is that not friction? Or does the “friction” you yearn for need to be instigated by right wingers?

Imagine saying this shit then turning off replies immediately, lol.

Fords Theatre completes mostly successful performance of Our American Cousin.

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its just bizarre to me to say that bluesky is a siloed off bubble detached from real debate when everyone over here hates the president with a 30% approval and everyone over there thinks things are going so well that we have entered a 1000 year conservative reign

Immediate unconditional surrender. Demoralizing for everyone that fought so hard for this. This person must never hold public office again.

I respect how Popeye sidestepped the whole Wimpy conundrum by not offering Hamburgers at his restaurants.

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Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Sopranos The Wire Breaking Bad The Leftovers Mad Men The Office(US) 30 Rock Arrested Development Park and Rec Always Sunny Lost Deadwood Succession Boardwalk Empire Game of Thrones

Getting mad every time I watch The Sopranos because gas is only 97 cents in the opening credits

Elden Ring quest-giver-with-sinister-ulterior-motive looking ass.

To tell an obvious lie without consequence is more menacing than a subtle lie would be, because an obvious lie demonstrates domination more perfectly, so the more obvious the lie, the more virtuous a fascist finds it.

I will provide the answer to this question for 5000 American dollars.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

*to the tune of sweet caroline* Pope's weak on crime Ba ba baaaaa