Frixkort the alien

Greetings earthlings. I’m ready to take on the world. Don’t worry, it’s set to stun.

Greetings earthlings from the planet of France where I am studying the ways of the French Resistance. #muséedelalibérationdeparis #resistance #learningsfromthepast

Greetings earthlings from the planet of France where I am sitting on a train listening to people who are watching the murder of Renee Good on their phones. Our shame is worldwide.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Congratulations Earthlings on the planets of NY, NJ, VA and CA. Galactic wins!

Greetings earthlings from the planet of Ketchikan Alaska where no kings are wanted unless they are King Salmon.

Greetings earthlings! It’s been awhile. I’m in a war with Venmo

Greetings earthlings, This earthling friend is having trouble understanding the concept of boundaries

Greetings earthlings, This is a broadcast from the planet of London where I saw firsthand a confrontation between these two earthlings.

Greetings earthlings, MAGA party bad. Everyone knows it. Currently incarnation of Democratic Party also bad. They do the same bidding of the corporatists, only with swag for the poor. People who care about other people choose them as the least bad option. We need to demand better.

The onlye thinge we kan learne from Gen AI ys what it doth get wronge about learninge. Yn contrast, we discover the real & vital purpose of intellectual discoverye: exploringe what it doth meane to be alyve, the unquantifiable complexitye of the worlde, the power of art, and how to care for othirs.

Greetings earthlings from the planet of Alaska

Greetings earthlings. I guess now we know what it looks like when you run the country like business. I never want to hear this argument in favor of a candidate ever again.

Greetings earthlings, Senator Lisa Murkowski is a traitor to America, Yours truly, An Alaska resident

Greetings earthlings, I got a fly by yesterday from a juvenile baldy.

Greetings earthlings, A friend posted this on FB. Not sure of the source but I like the sentiment

Greetings earthlings. Happy #Sunday from the Hawaiian observatories at Mauna Kea.

NOT. OUR. FUCKING. WAR!! I have no love for Iran. I have lost all respect for Israel. I am, nevertheless, 100% certain the USA should stay the FUCK. OUT. OF. IT!

No Kings clearly does not include Aragorn, son of Arathorn, bearer of Andúril (forged from the remains of Narsil), as he is the direct lineal heir of Isildur and thus the rightful ruler of Gondor and Arnor, and called King Elessar, which means “Elf-Stone” in Quenya, the tongue of the Elves.

Greetings earthlings, a good friend gifted the gift of memes of which I will be sharing

Greetings earthlings Lots going on today. I am on the planet of San Diego and will be joining coalition forces in a little bit. There are some Loud talkers with the phone on speaker up to their ears. Maybe hearing impaired but then I observed them talking normally to humans. So no.

Greetings earthlings. Please enjoy this portrait of my best good friend earthling.

Greetings earthlings. Not sure how many people have seen this circulating through the socials. Harvard offering free online classes in civic education pll.harvard.edu/subject/gove...

As an alien, I can appreciate this view. Please protect it

Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"

Greetings earthlings from planet Tokyo where Kaiju reign and the transports are mind-bending when you are fresh from another planet.

Amazing read.

Greetings earthlings, I am sad that I wasn’t able to participate in yesterday’s day of action. Here are some pictures of what the future could look like. Broadcasting from the planet of Osaka.

Greetings from a planet far far away

Greetings earthlings I’m on planet vacation trying not to meltdown on news. These trees help.

Hey earthlings! Check it. Volcano!

Greetings earthlings I’m in between planets at the moment. It’s not bad.

The 22nd Amendment says it plain: “No person shall be elected to the office of the president more than twice.” Bannon on Bill Maher, straight-up said Trump’s going for a 3rd term — and they’ve got a “team” working to circumvent the Constitution. They’re not joking. They’re plotting. Believe them.

Haha 😂

Greetings earthlings, I caught this from my transport on the way to planet work the other day. #resist #seattle