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those times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand? don't know about that, but looks like a men's size 9, rather dainty, good instep. let me check WikiFeet for possible matches

people don't get this scene. Bonesaw is reacting to the perceived disrespect of the three beautiful ladies he came to the ring with, with whom he is very much in love

What would ye do if I keelhauled meself. Would ye be sad if I keelhauled meself.

children's entertainer Sam Neill teaches you about all the body parts you won't need where you're going

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

me [resting my eyes on the page for a moment before beginning my sermon]: yo what up gamers,

Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!

I cannot stress this enough: there is a bunch of secret gold buried in graves at the cemetery closest to you, it is marked by coded names on headstones, and it’s up to you to crack the code.

call me a honking, flapping goose, the way i be up in that V

if Wemby was born in New Jersey, his name would be Vick "The Legs", and his thing would be dangling people out a second story window while standing on the ground floor

as if the bondage community hasn't suffered enough!!

not a big fan of the Mole People. no yeah i would definitely say i look down on them, for sure

you all laughed at Pepe le Pew when you could have reached out a helping hand. are you happy now? is this what you wanted?

i'm getting the gang together. one last job.

huffing my own farts? buddy, the whole room is farts. i'm huffing pure, breathable air out of a can

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

Bluesky poster in 2024: hi everyone, finally left the bird site. :) any good accounts to follow? Bluesky poster now:

pronouncing testicles like a hero of Greek myth

i always thought they were cool for building a Hilton in Hanoi and torturing a bunch of people there, but i take it all back

you think Mario ever wanders the streets of New Donk City and tells someone he wants to shoot them so bad his dick's hard

many have asked me "froggy what was it like being a hot young twink in the year 2012." thank you for asking. i was dodging the casting couch like i was in Jamiroquai

not only did Han shoot first, he fast tracked entry to the Kingdom of Heaven by shooting his adversary directly in the balls

it's messed up they're allowed to play 🎵 wake me up! before you go go 🎵 in the grocery store after Zoolander's friends died in that freak gasoline fight incident. show some respect

me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning

"early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise" well where's my fucking money, Ben Franklin. where is it

Saddest thing in the world is a cartoon mouse cutting off paper-thin slices of a single bean for his dinner

tell them i died like i lived: one hand on the throttle of my jet ski, the other one cranking my hog

when my cat walks into my room just to bite me for no reason

it's because it's the only way i can feel anymore

there's a skunk in my neighborhood, and based on the smell i think he's got some really good weed

a gooner is someone of low birth. if they're highborn, you call them an edgelord

might have been into furry porn at some point but my recollection's a little fuzzy

check out my new sweater. you may need to install Counter-Strike: Source to see it properly

i'm sorry, but as a large language model created by OpenAI, i cannot "suck it nasty style" until "your balls look like a sun-dried tomato." please let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!

just noticed my vizier's email address is the_scheming_vizier@yahoo.com should i be concerned

fuck this guy!! you can take my Japan Real Hole pocket pussy out of my cold, dead hands!!!