frogfather

In these trying times, perhaps you need the story of Thor helping a South London man rediscover his love of music and thwart a vampire at the same time? www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/... #books #booksky

that's a new one: gratuitously topless male runner in the dark after the clocks went back

watching the local rugby club doing some training drills. wisely the coaches have not suggested kicking practice

acorms #running

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Stee-rike three! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Royal family must have been so confused that Meghan wanted to cut off a close relative for simply being a nonce

the people turning up at the start line of burgess parkrun at 9:04am either optimists or they have been there before

swear to god it was actual summer three weeks ago pissing rain got to my kebab shop and it's shut because some fucker tiggered a gas leak wtf fancy cheese in the fridge at home motherfuckers... we stay winning

decent back half. not sure i'd have beekeeping quite so high up for q5 but who am i to question wikipedia? catfishing.net #851 - 7/10 🐟🐈🐟🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

Won’t lower energy bills. Won’t boost energy security And creates just 27 jobs. Compared to all the benefits of investing in renewables and insulating our homes. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/zac...

only 4 today but i'm giving myself a bonus point for spelling q6 correctly (minus diacritics because i only simple typing boy) catfishing.net #850 - 4/10 🐈🐟🐈🐟🐟 🐈🐟🐟🐟🐈

What could be more Halloween than a BAT? How about a bat colored like a JACK-O-LANTERN? Let's meet the Painted Bat (Kerivoula picta), also called the butterfly bat, native to SE Asia. 🦇🎃 (📷: MerlinTuttle.org)

sir, perhaps you would not need to ask questions if you took the time to read, on the very same screen, where i have answered the exact question you are asking

respectable. on another day i might have got q3 but then i might not have got a lot of the others catfishing.net #849 - 7/10 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐟

a bloody legacy

saturday = parkrun #running

new record on hardest question correctly guessed today (q2 at 5%) although i missed that i had a 6%er on #843 at this rate i will be getting 1% answers by thursday (subs please check) catfishing.net #845 - 6/10 🐟🐈🐈🐟🐈 🐈🐟🐈🐟🐈

i have absolutely monstered a massive amount of snacks today but the absolute highlight was a pack of genuine pork scratchings. there really is nothing to match the real deal

You have to read this…

fucking kobo trying to nag me to buy something that's in my shopping cart. IF YOU LET ME PRE-ORDER IT THROUGH THE APP I WOULD HAVE DONE IT MONTHS AGO

(Nordberg screams)

perfectly zen: i promised my brother i wouldn't let anyone annoy me on my birthday and i am carrying that forward by not repeating my correction to my boss that his use of a specific abbreviation will cause confusion because it is already used extensively to refer to something else entirely

but this is our hill and these are our beans.

A new species of long-clawed dinosaur has been discovered on the Isle of Wight! 🦖 Although the Natural History Museum acquired it in 1924, the fossil sat in a drawer, overlooked, for more than a century.

denied a point on q7 because i picked the wrong model, i did give myself a half on q10 because the german translation is the same thing catfishing.net #843 - 4.5/10 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈 🐟🐟🐟🐟🥚

Charley in a storm

or Liverpool fan or Arsenal fan or Chelsea fan or Villa fan or Brentford fan or

yeah baby. should have got q7 too but we bounce catfishing.net #841 - 7/10 🐈🐟🐈🐟🐈 🐈🐟🐈🐈🐈

lazy meme with this scene where it's pep as budd and it's like: -who won the league in 2012? -man city -*scribble* oh, i don't see your name here. what about 2014? -yeah, man city -no, it doesn't say that here *scribbles* -2018? -no. *furious scribble* in fact i don't see your name here *at all*

what a bunch of cunts

An English Bluebell a day until I run out of photos #118

By C.F. Payne

amazing that spurs manage to lose this game 3-1

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Hitting that sad spiderman walk. He must have the autumn blues.

You’ve been seeing very large #bumblebees on the wing for the past while. Why? Okay I’ll tell you why in this quick thread if you promise to #repost as the more people who know that these are queens the more likely that someone will help some out meaning more colonies next year. Deal? 1/15 #bees

now look i do get it but i have absolutely no use for a (clean version) of wu tang's protect your neck or indeed any wu tang or actually any hip hop. dirty, please

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

Bedford Avenue, London WC1B Cast concrete building with large glass frontage at dusk #reference #materialreference #buildingreference #lightingreference

"wayne rooney wrong about stuff" shocker

Nice beaver!