Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar

If you or your loved one is in law enforcement I hope that death is prolonged and unpleasant for you

Crazy that all those guys who stormed the capital 13,000 years ago in 2021 took Blue Chew before they went in

Break a clipboard over my head mommy

In a more just world the fallout from violating Venezuelan sovereignty would result in the deaths of a lot of American soldiers and I don’t want to hear any crying about that. It’s what they have coming to em

The troops are bad the military is bad and what they do is bad people. That’s the thing to proceed with

i don't think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the transformers series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me

I always knew the Zodiac Killer was an FBI agent

We hate the State Department round here folks

BlueAnon brain at work example no. 36,784

Don’t throw your tire on the side of the road esteemed friends, those sons of bitches are hard to get out of the ditch by hand

If your opinion is “____ would be better if it was run like a tech company” you probably need to be killed

I don’t think anybody expected RFK to be so emotive in expressing how he wanted to nut in that weird sad woman

If I ever become one of those “I have read the tea leaves of this press conference and here is what it means” people I want to be killed with a claw hammer

Paul Krugman has done more good for neurodivergent people than Gerard Way. Full stop.

If I post crazy it’s cuz the Covid got me and my brain is t working correctly

A homonculator (flesh-weaver) with his walking medicine chest, waiting on an appointment. These necromancers are among the most elite, and are concerned with the construction and maintenance of the flesh-golems of Karazad. (1/2)

You do hate to be vindicated in your cynicism thusly

I would say that I’m smoking Cheney but those fumes would be terrible for you

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This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio. In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory. CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil. +

Anybody proud of their time in the military is probably sus. Hottest take of 1967

Fuck me not D’Angelo man

What does this mean dog

Liberals surprised the cops would rather work with the fash than them 📶📶📶📶📶

I think we can at least agree that computer is good for two things: 1) Downlaoding Dominions 6/ Dominions 6 mods 2) Playing Dominions 6 with or without mods

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Stepan Bandera got what he needed in 1959

Feeling like Bernard of Clairvaux when I hear about Mormons

I’m the daughter of the witches you should have burned

Yeah, all his thought experiments have two guys named goofus and gallant in them. He’s not a very good philosopher.

I feel like Tommaso d’Aquino with a glock

I’m very alarmed by what that C.S. Lewis guy wrote. What kind of a Christian would want children to meet a faun

America is dog nation. And not one of the good dogs, something like this

Where are we on the “his neck just does that” theory

Pack watch in effect

My Joey Bada$$ album review is in. It’s slightly better than mid folks. New York is dead folks. Long live New York

Chance the Rapper is so back* * making above average as opposed to unlistenable music

Gotta blast some Mastodon today this is sad

All Hornworms are Bastards

Gender is a performance and I just so happen to have set my empty guitar case exactly where you want to stand on the train platform. This rendition of “The Legend of Chavo Guerrero” will make you late to work

The wickedest pickles? On deck

Help I have too many incredibly hot chilis

Let the record show that this is my stance now and forever: no Mayor Pete formed against me shall prosper. The guy is an op argue with your imaginary friends

The one downside to having a nice father is Democrats email you thinking you are like him

Smoking on that shit that killed Hulk Hogan

Yeah Clipse still got it