Remember the Cant

Who doesn't love Carl? New shirt in the store! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9729...

new metaphor just dropped

"Under communism, you won't own anything" You can't even own video games you paid for under capitalism, any more.

It would be ironic if you bought a shirt and they couldn’t deliver it because the strait was closed. www.teepublic.com/user/remembe...

Folks, the Strait is still not open and I think it’s because not enough of you have bought a shirt. www.teepublic.com/user/remembe...

I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

these are getting weird

New design in the store today! If your vagina is in the top 1% of all vaginas, you should be proud of that. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9148...

This is not the shadow government I voted for.

New design in the store! You probably want to tell people this so they know. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9128...

President urges Iran to start peace negotiations by releasing non-existent, AI-generated women some rando posted about on X

Fuckin Strait indeed. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

I'm honestly shocked that Kash Patel did something he said he was going to do.

Brand new design to celebrate being drunk! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9084...

All Strait of Hormuz shirts are 30% off for the next 20 hours: bsky.app/profile/fuck...