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Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero” Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.” Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…” Me: 🤯

Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict theonion.com/military-rec...

Latest on Gaza Ceasefire Negotiations: ➤ Hamas-Israel Deal: Talks mediated by the U.S., Egypt, and Qatar are in their final stages, according to Israel’s Ynet and Palestinian newspaper Al-Quds. Hamas is signaling key concessions, including deporting senior prisoners to Turkey, Qatar, or Iran.

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care theonion.com/health-insur...

‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back theonion.com/stab-him-sta...

Corporate media, a play in 3 acts

Exactly

I’d like to report a murder.

...is protecting certain cohorts rights to violate it above theirs, then those people are no longer bound to it. We are getting to that point than ever e.g., climate change.

Just to add to this. The popular adherence to the system of law is predicated on a belief in a social contract which is believed to serve all signatories equally. If some people believe this contract is no longer valid as the state (the Leviathan)....

Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship theonion.com/assad-regime...

I bet they're going to really stick it to the establishment.

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women theonion.com/texas-bans-s...

Exactly

Bless her heart.

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems theonion.com/somebody-sho...

I went to a pop-up holiday market and this white lady selling hand made ceramic earrings was proudly displaying the political message left by an assassin on bullet casings after a successful murder so that’s a bit of a data point for Where Things Are

Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers??? Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?

At some point it feels like an action like this was bound to happen because these companies have been so predatory, so callous and so cruel.

The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were discovered by detectives on the shell casings found at the scene where Brian Thompson, the CEO of major insurance group UnitedHealthcare, was gunned down. abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...

I’ve noticed this, too. (Post by @mmpadellan.bsky.social)

Bluesky is winning because both twitter and threads have gone out of their way to make their platforms inhospitable to reputable journalists and news. @kattenbarge.bsky.social reports: www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...

Just a reminder that land doesn’t vote. People do.

Everything is gay if you think about it enough.

I would like to lodge a formal complaint against the words “numerator” and “denominator.” If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.

if you dont know about BlueSky origins and what it is: youtu.be/-HR2ja6c5wk?... musk got bate-&-switched. BlueSky is the real Twitter. #Twitter #BlueSky #Xodus

I don’t want to speak for anyone else but I’m *pretty* sure that people abusing fentanyl understand that it’s bad for them.

A graphic depiction helps make clear that Trump has no “mandate.” One of the narrowest popular vote wins in history.

This is the election result that Piers said was the Democrats getting "pounded into total, shameful, humiliating oblivion."

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

This is what an endangered wolf family looks like. Strong, resilient, loving 🐺

They have a point.

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

Great for the Holidays

Finding Out, exhibit A

A concept of thoughts and prayers for you, Rudy.

That looks a bit too large for this reply. Do you have anything smaller?

This is exactly right. No one's existence should be predicated on the whims of politics. 🏳️‍🌈

Snowflakes 😒

Anyone who is anti-vax is pro-death. Period. The science and data do not lie. And they don’t care about your podcast.

When talking about climate change I’ve started to incorporate a quick physical explanation on the basics before getting into it, like “CO2, a molecule that absorbs heat like a black t-shirt,…” or “carbon dioxide, which is opaque to infrared light,…”

Well this seems bad.