Spooky Mana Screw

There are some HORRORS in this house! Grab some candy because it's time to get your SPOOK on! We'll be doing a special Halloween stream tonight from 9-11 ET with house and dance music that'll send shivers down your spine! twitch.tv/djshonar

God damn, Eric Bauza died yesterday? RIP to one of the modern greats of voice acting. You did Mel Blanc proud for with your Bugs Bunny.

This fucking cat.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

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I Have No Butt and I Must Toot

So that means we should just go ahead and extend Reality Fracture at the LGS for another two weeks, yeah?

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Is this that White House lady y’all are going on about?

My favorite semiotic of visual storytelling is the eyepatch. The eyepatch universally* tells you “shit went down, y’all.” In any case i’m excited to watch another Spice video. It never misses. . . . . * or pirates. It can definitely signify pirates, as well.

I’m always saying this

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My big goal lately is to get to a point where i have enough stable income to regularly commission horny and non-horny art from my friends.

Autistic polycules, rejoice!

We’re live! Come hang out with us as we face our fears, but i promise you all, we will *not* be respecting those that wipe front to back!

Every time I see some twee little non-binary account shameppsting about everything upsetting in the world and never stopping to post the tiniest of personal life updates, I become convinced that we’re witnessing the rise of the next Ana Mardoll.

🎵 Get ready for MP3—Music Presentation 3! Your new favorite music video countdown show—premiering Wednesday, November 4th, only on @dropout.tv

Today is Face Your Fears day! We'll be celebrating tonight at Disco Dungeon by streaming fearless techno and house music today from 9-11 ET at twitch.tv/djshonar! Literally touch the stars! (Stars aren't that hot!) 🌠

He’s referring to one time, OVER THREE YEARS AGO, when i was driving and i didn’t want to use my hands to text, so instead i used CarPlay to transcribe my response to Him.

Y’all can tell me how cute i am since He’s still at it:

He’s arguing on the internet instead of telling me how cute i am today:

Please stop making me tap the Simpsons meme! My fingertips have ground into a fine dust!

Grampa is having an episode again and nobody can wrest the phone from his hands with the primal death grip he has on it.

"Don't download the Adobe clone software off GitHub. It was vibe coded; we can't know what it does!" My brother in Emrakul, what do you think is sitting in those src repos? Binary files? i'm all for being critical of spray n' pray AI code, but understand what you're critiquing, first, please!

Back in my day, we just called it phone sex.

“Euthanize every last fucking Corgi”

Hell yeah!

Realizing how much i love to use generative design (NOT genAI, calm the fuck down) to do things like make a 3d model for a shower nozzle’s spout curve to avoid an obstruction in the wall using math and a Python script.

A+ pun name.

Okay but a preschool version of “Silence in the Library” would be something.

Make Darksteel Reactor a creature with Karn’s Touch first. I’m guessing it won’t retain its win con but it’d be funny anyway.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight https://theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight/

There is a 2.4% chance of pulling at least one God pack in every 8-person draft, and 3.5% for every 12-person draft. 7% chance for 12-person sealed. That might not sound like much but it adds up quickly for people who draft the set multiple times.

God Packs were done with Theros, and they absolutely ruined the draft experience every time one popped up. At best, they made the games ridiculously slanted. At worst, they incentivized a player to quit mid-draft and walk away with a bunch of valuable cards, which ruined the entire draft.

We are going to see people forfeiting at drafts and walking with their packs should they open one of these, i fear. God help me, i might be one of them because that’s a HUGE windfall.