dogwelder

That I'm 60?

dishes: washed bike: washed litter box: cleaned portable AC: taken down and packed I hereby excuse myself from all chores for the rest of the day.

Obama: "That well-known evil empire Canada. That historical adversary of ours. Canada! *laughs* It's your neighbor. It's a few minutes' drive over the bridge! These are the people who gave us Martin Short and maple syrup. They are the nicest people! And someone we've gotten them so mad."

@elliottkalan.bsky.social @flophousepodcast.com I'm scared- what should I do??????????

#LetterboxdFriday #Last4Watched A stellar documentary, one of Valentino's last films, a restored version of the Kenrussellest Ken Russell film ever, and a stiff Shakespeare movie livened up by Brando.

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

My second visit to @lucasmuseum.bsky.social was much better than the first. Parking is more organized, and the HVAC was working properly. We spent a ton of time in the Norman Rockwell section, and actually made it outside between rain bursts.

My classes are designing cereal boxes. Some of my students don't draw, so I used my own head to show them how they can use a reference image to make a mascot. I started with an over-detailed image, then a simpler one, then an exaggerated, even simpler version. Hope it keeps them from using AI slop!

This has to be intentional.

That's fine. San Francisco is such a drivable city that it doesn't need public transportation. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

How I arrived on Bluesky

Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier

But don't they need those screens for showings of Digger? www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

a Hanna Barbera villain that looks exactly like James Carville

Tip for DC: don'rt replace him with Joss Whedon. deadline.com/2026/10/the-...

They don't make records like this any more. #photoshop #records #albums #jerrylewis

They don't write 'em like this any more.

I think it's always a great plan to merge two famous companies and discard their names for a third, far less known name.

A short featuring @vicmmic.bsky.social, two okay movies with strong lead performances, and a film that asks "what if a sci-fi movie was mostly a shot of a screen showing stock footage?" #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

"It truly was a Shawshank redemption."

Well, I guess this COVID booster is doing something. Currently rocking a fever and upset stomach. WORTH IT.

The most romantic story ever told.

dingus malingus makes some good points, though

Nothing encourages learning more than creepy smooth-faced monster versions of historical figures talking at students.

Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF

The don't write books like this these days.

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

So, free "the documentary the big social networks don't want you to see" advertising? www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

@jordanmorris.bsky.social might be amused by this: I was listening to the latest Free With Ads while framing pictures for a show, and this was the one I was on when you were talking about Cher getting robbed. www.flickr.com/photos/dogwe...

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

All right, @flophousepodcast.com : I'm going in early so I break this thing into chunks.

Hang on. Torgo teamed up with Lucy Liu? When the hell was this?! #MST3K

They don't write 'em like this any more. #totallyrealbook #photoshop #spacebus

Willfully evil.

Wait until he meets Surf Dracula

Happy Batman Day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gH...

My passport form is mocking me.

I would not complain if every #monsterdon had a movie like Night of the Comet. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

@jimmykimmel.com has probably been tagged a zillion times about this, but just in case: bleedingcool.com/comics/colbe...

Strange thing I thought today: "This movie theater is too hot. I'm going to go to the gym, where I'll be more comfortable."

I feel like @jessethorn.bsky.social might be interested in this.

Based on a comment @elliottkalan.bsky.social made on today's Mini, @flophousepodcast.com might be interested in this album cover I made a few years ago. #AdAstra #EdAsner

They must have sold most of them in the southeast San Fernando Valley. I see tons of these things, often with custom wraps so I know it's not multiple sightings of the same one.

I saw the new MST3K RiffTrax Experiment, Sting of Death, tonight. Like a very pleasant family reunion. Also: Up is my favorite direction.

I was supposed to see a bunch of comedians including @pattonoswalt.bsky.social at a tiny show tonight, and I had to pick up my brother from the airport instead. I hope Patton had the decency to refuse to perform to show his support for me in this difficult time.