Gabriel

Glam Strokers Dragula

The new Glee reboot is the only thing I can think of as of late that I would watch ironically.

No, really, I was born with a genetic deformity, my shit really doesn’t stink.

Why do we respect Elrond, he can’t stop three nosy hobbits from crashing a secret meeting, he couldn’t convince Isildur to cast the ring into the fire… who tf even is this guy? 

I hope Gimli didn’t like that axe he used to try to destroy the ring.

I think I came downstairs for something but I forgot because I got distracted by swords.

Youtube Ocarina of Rhyme. Like this now, thank me later.

Honestly bro when you feel like shit just have a karaoke dance party in your room it makes you feel so much fucking better bro I swear.

This last season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds may have been some of the wackiest Star Trek I’ve seen in a while, but given that I think next season may be last of the series and it’s probably gonna be hella dramatic and sad I’m glad we got a fun season.

fuck nudes. let me see how you make your mac and cheese

Every time I play a survival game and it tells me I’m “sheltered” I’m like you don’t have to remind me, I remember my upbringing too, OK? Geez, I’m working on it. Leave me alone. And then I step outside and immediately get killed.

Do you think if I made a “no regerts” tattoo joke but said it should instead say “never fergit” and that it would be a picture of Fergie saluting the American flag with The Two Towers from LOTR in the background that it would go over well? My heart’s the right place I promise.

Never forget

From previously stated Star Trek episode I think the big epiphany was just “space can’t kill puppets.” …

When you’re watching Star Trek and the summary is everyone gets turned into puppets but Spock and in the episode Spock is having trouble keeping his mind quiet and contacts someone who says they’ll help but he has to promise them no high jinks… 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAYDEN LAST WEEK DOLLY YESTERDAY AND NOW TIM CURRY TODAY IM NOT OK

Coffee pee smells like a skunk sometimes… that or the skunk piss I drank went straight through me.

I have a way better day when I remember my skin is just dry and don’t think there’s somehow ants crawling all over my body all up in everywhere.

I only yearn to search out and piss on one grave in my life, and it’s a cops. Shit if I’m lucky he already actually is. Sure did set a fine example for you boys. Which is why he’d deserve it. The way cops think certain people deserve things. So. Just in case you wondered where I stand.

I thank all Veterinarians for their service.

Sometimes life is like a sweaty crotch, there’s no way to fix it until you get to where you’re going so until then you just gotta keep going.

I went 100 earlier and I saw my life probability chance go down by like 5% in real time. Don’t do that kids, but if you do, be aware as fuck.

The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.

On today’s docket binge watching as much of the late 70’s Japanese Spider-Man tv series as humanly possible.

Whether I’m pretending to talk backwards with a bit of gibberish thrown in, as long as it looks and sounds like I’m speaking in tongues or possessed by a demon, that’s what I’m going for. 🤙

Sorry for this but sometimes when I’m walking around with minimal clothes on I catch my body in a certain light and I’m like…there she is. The years haven’t been kind have they? Then I’m fiercely squirming to try to catch the same light… But it’s gone. Like tears in rain… 

The Ever Evolving Top 5 List of Favorite Super Or Not Heroes In No Particular Order: Superman Spider-Man Batman The Punisher Daredevil

Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine

Looking at things in normal is boring now when I can imagine live streaming through META glasses. I may not actually be wearing any but it’s the thought that counts!

Old men covered in blood. It never touched them, but they’re drowning in it.

just give shakira the world cup

My curse is that I romanticize attraction and physicality to point of near isolation because I feel like I lack the skills and never got the right training or understanding of how to enact or act on those things skillfully or properly OR learn how to utilize my own abilities in the same manner.

Listening to All Star to rage bait myself

I do say fine sir that that fart was absolutely fucking exquisite. Pip pip cheerio!

You wanna stay in touch? Be ready for unsolicited feet pics.

Quite appropriately might I add, I’m deciding to watch Good Morning, Vietnam this morning.

Nothing more iconic than going to IHOP on the country’s 250th birthday to really get your America gears all greased up and oily. Yes it was supposed to make you uncomfortable.

I’m gonna say Happy 5th of July tomorrow and you’re all gonna feel sooooooooo dumb just wait.

Awww June flew by and I didn't even get to put my Gay Area sticker anywhere...

Currently feeling like a wizard cause I predicted the light change down to a snap after verbally stating out loud, to myself, a 321 countdown. MOVE THE FUCK OVER DR. STRANGE

I’ve got the need…the need…to shit, everyone get the fuck out of my way, move, MOVE!