L.A. Witt

L.A. Witt

@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Author. Artist. Hockey fan (Penguins & Kraken). Ron Howard didn't write it - I did. Tax the rich or eat them.

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L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Ron Howard has officially weighed in... XD (My husband got this signed at Steel City Con)

L.A. Witt@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Because I'm tired of seeing it with Ron Howard's name attached, here is the original Open Letter About Why I'm A Liberal... www.facebook.com/thethinker42... Why do I care? Cont'd...

facebook.comLori Gallagher WittAn open letter to friends and family who are/were shocked to discover I'm a liberal... This is going to be VERY long, so: TL;DR: I'm a liberal, I've always been a liberal, but that doesn't mean what....
L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Shift Change is on its way!!

Anna Zabo@amergina.bsky.social

Hi there. Unlike Mitch, I am not dead. Just popping on to say that we finally made headway in the Shift Change manuscript and we're getting close to then end. We're aiming to have it done by the end of the year and off to our editor in January. So maybe a spring release?

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Ghostly Bree
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

I'm not sure we have a more explicit example of an artist who said "hey, if you give me any money I will definitely go hurt this small group of people with it, so.... money please??" Some situations have nuance. She smashed all nuance with a sledgehammer years ago.

Stephanie Burgis@stephanieburgis.bsky.social

This. TBC, the reason my family won't support anything HP-related is NOT because I have some grand moral view that it's only acceptable to support work created by good people. It's because she is literally, publicly using the $ from her books/show/games/etc to do bad things that hurt people I love.

L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

I need every hotel chain to consider the following when they decide on shower and faucet configurations: If you've been flying for 80 million hours and are jetlagged to the point of hallucinating, do you want FANCY shower controls? Or EASY FUNCTIONAL INTUITIVE ones? Stop with the nonsense.

The Ken In Yellow@kenlowery.bsky.social

why does every hotel shower feel like the stupidest puzzle in the most mundane Uncharted game ever made

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Schooley
@schooley.bsky.social

I still don't understand how this isn't the headline everywhere. If Biden or Obama said the words, "I'm allowed to destroy the country" Fox News would be giving tips on where to buy pitchforks and torches.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I can do anything I want to do to them ... I'm allowed to destroy the country."

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LegalEagle
@legaleagle.tv

I'm a law guy, not a politics knower, but "Trump illegally taxed/stole $175 billion from Americans" seems like good messaging.

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Wintersong
@wintersong.bsky.social

There's a delightful gay romance novella with the premise that two guys both go to the zoo for one of these events and it turns out they are paying to feed salmon to bears in the name of the same ex-boyfriend. "Two Dead Fish Named Kevin" by @gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Chris Polansky@chrispolansky.bsky.social

Live your life in such a way that none of your exes pay the Maritime Aquarium at Norwalk to name a condemned cockroach after you then feed it to a monitor lizard www.maritimeaquarium.org/love-bites

L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

I'll be signing (and selling) books at the Bethel Park Half Price Books on Saturday from 2-4pm! Come by, get a book vandalized, and find out what kind of unhinged nonsense flies out of my mouth when I'm supposed to be professional!

L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

I'm old enough to remember when right wing ammosexuals didn't say things like "if you show up armed instead of protesting peacefully, you're going to get shot!" or "if you show up with a gun, you're not there protesting peacefully!"

L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

But today, they're proving what we've known all along: They don't think the Second Amendment applies to ALL Americans, just the ones they agree with, and they LOVE tyranny as long as their guy is in charge.

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skeluro
@skeluro.bsky.social

There’s always skeletons in the closet of someone who’s against trans rights on the grounds of "children’s safety". And by "skeletons" I mean child sexual assault material, and by "closet" I mean hard drives.

tamrakat@tamrakat.bsky.social

GOP lawmaker said trans people “harm” children. Now he’s going to prison for child porn.

lgbtqnation.comGOP lawmaker said trans people “harm” children. Now he's going to prison for child porn. - LGBTQ NationHe was caught sharing hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Wait so after ***TRUMP*** describes immigrants as invaders, rapists, animals, terrorists, etc., and people on the left as violent radical extremists... ...NOW we need to stop the hateful rhetoric? Fuuuuuuuuck yoooooou.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."

L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Fuck everyone who has ever supported this semi-sentient glob of congealed self-tanner. You did this. The blood of Venezuelan civilians and American service members is on your hands. I hope that haunts you for the rest of your life. I know it won't. But I hope it does.

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Anna Zabo
@amergina.bsky.social

Just a reminder that I've written some m/m hockey romances, and if you've enjoyed Heated Rivalry, you might like these, as well. The first two are co-written with @gallagherwitt.bsky.social, and are long, plot-heavy books. Both deal with some trauma, you check the warnings in the preview.

L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

Reasons why he is saying this: * To convince people tariffs have done great things. The greatest ever. Things no one has seen before. * To get praise from his sycophants. Things that are not true: * Trump can end income tax. * Trump wants to end income tax for anyone but the ultra rich and himself.

Reuters@reuters.com

Trump says he may cut income tax 'completely' because of tariff income reut.rs/4p65j0l

reut.rsTrump says he may cut income tax 'completely' because of tariff incomeU.S. President Donald Trump said on Thursday his administration may slash income tax completely over the next couple of years because of government revenue generated from tariffs.
L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

So are we allowed to call them Nazis now? Or do we have to wait until it's WAY too late?

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed

huffpost.com'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People"Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.

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John Scalzi
@scalzi.com

Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be. Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

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Wintersong
@wintersong.bsky.social

PSA: RFK Jr is a eugenics-supporting piece of shit. He ALSO has spasmodic dysphonia, which is why his voice sounds the way it does. There are endless ways to express what a piece of shit he is WITHOUT mocking his disability. RFK Jr won’t see what you say about him, but other disabled people will

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Noel Casler Comedy
@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social

If you think it’s a coincidence that Trump picked an unqualified alcoholic rapist as his Secretary of Defense you don’t understand how blowing up boats with US Military to distract from Epstein pressers work.

L.A. Witt
@gallagherwitt.bsky.social

So Kobo has updated their dashboard, and now when you publish a new book... there's no link provided. You have to go search for the book and get the link that way (assuming the search function behaves). This was confirmed to me by Kobo. That just seems like a ridiculous feature to remove. 🤷‍♀️