Grant Beaudette

Eric Bauza was the People's Bugs Bunny, he fought tirelessly to get Coyote vs. Acme released, he was on the front lines of strikes supporting writers and actors, this is a huge loss

The people who draw crappy political cartoons of dead celebrities being welcomed into heaven are going through the wringer this week.

Is it asking too much of our techno-dystopian surveillance state to at least make it that once I do my taxes I stop getting ads for tax services?

Growing up, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton (nearly always mentioned together in one breath as part of the same punchline) were more likely to be portrayed on TV as comedy caricatures than as genuine civil rights leaders. Darrell Hammond in blackface was playing Jesse Jackson on SNL *into the 2000s*.

The Winter Olympics are dead to me until my proposal for Ice Volleyball is given the consideration it deserves.

Every Duolingo course starts by teaching you how to order coffee. But then...

I'm probably not the only one with a relative who interrupts Thanksgiving by refusing to shut up about proof that the Earth is flat, but usually they're not 6 years old, right?

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Looks like my dad picked up Covid over the weekend, so I'm pitching in and doing some of his shopping. By which I mean I have to go buy 2x4s at Home Depot.

This looks like something I would've watched at Anthrocon in like 2012, and I mean that as high praise.

youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...

"I'm going to jump off this building, but in a strategic way. As I hit 100% velocity, I'm going to develop the power of flight, which I should be able to do fairly quickly."

@wkamaubell.bsky.social sort of nails it here: Living with extreme wealth inequality is like having a tall roommate who puts all your stuff on the top shelf, then expects gratitude when he tosses down your snacks. Oh, and he doesn’t think he should have to pay rent.

This is a map of Los Angeles. The arrow points to a red dot. That red dot (roughly) represents the protest area seen on TV. To me, the gross mischaracterization of what’s happening in Los Angeles looks like an excuse to deploy the military—to protect government assets like ICE.

everyone who’s spent years stockpiling weapons and screeching about “tyranny” and “government overreach” sure is fucking quiet right now

Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.

Indiana Jones: (picks up insulated mug with “measure twice, cuss once” printed on it in Comic Sans) This is the cup of a carpenter.

Gonna be babysitting my 5 year old niece, so I picked up a cartoon movie for her to watch. Kids love kitty cats.

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

I wish you all the passion and fervor in your endeavors that my parents have for yelling at contestants on The Price Is Right.

Gerald’s Nonpolitical Existence Part 2/2

Gerald’s Nonpolitical Existence Part 1/2

it’s me, the america first guy, making sure china knows its place in the world by ceding all the international organizations that america set up to maintain its hegemony

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"Yeah sorry but I prefer this site to the site that I can't safely link to or even mention in this site. I mean, I can't even buy a blue check there to give my posts purely fictional gravitas. I'm staying on Twitter I MEAN X SORRY ELON NO PLEASE NOT THE STICK!"

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Just realized that a lot of the new arrivals to Bluesky may not be aware that the site’s official mascot is my seven year-old’s drawing of “baby hamburger.”

A reminder for the next few days when each of these may be harder than normal to remember

I was worried I wasn't going to survive the game. Now I have to worry about surviving the military-grade fireworks my neighborhood is known for.

The cool thing about the grocery store suddenly moving something to another aisle is you get to feel both: (1) Like a crazy person because the thing you're looking for is completely missing. (2) Like an idiot when you need an employee to point out the giant pile of it one row over.

That's a new one for me.

Baseball endeavors to kill me before the election can.

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Post double-vaccine sweatiness level: quite.

I have got to stop getting my Covid shot and flu shot on the same day. Half an hour later, and I'm already hallucinating.

Sure is a shame the Dodgers were one of only major sports teams on Blue Sky, and then just gave up like a month and a half ago. Could probably be posting something really cool right now.

you can determine how bad a political scandal is by looking at its permalink slug

I have a fear the creator of ALF is going to do something really stupid this week.

Really throwing the curve of my monthly popsicle expenses all to hell this week.

I had a dream were Andy Griffith got diagnosed on the autism spectrum by Floyd the barber, and the heat wave hasn't even fucking started yet.

I'm not 100% on MLB's new pitch clock rules, but I think this means the pitcher crossed the Maginot Line.