la janu-scare!

la janu-scare!

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u know when u make something and then a year or more later ur like oh that’s what i was saying w that anyway, my point with this i guess is that the mcdonald’s monopoly promotion is such an obvious scam and always has been but we are now in such a pro-scam society that it doesn’t matter at all

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monopoly is back at mcdonalds u know what that means puremothman.bandcamp.com/track/you-co...

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You’re joking, you’re joking! I can’t believe my eyes… 🐞πŸͺ²πŸ•·οΈ

baseball is a lot like the observable universe…it’s mostly nothing, and even when you break down the parts that aren’t nothing, it’s mostly nothing

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russell vought: "ha ha ha! there are too many sports on tonight! jon will never be able to follow them all!" me: think again. thanks to my wireless remote control, i can easily flip from the wnba finals, to the alcs, to the nfl – all without getting off the couch russell vought: "noooooooo!!!!!!"