General Robert E.T.

Canadian life expectancy is 3.3 years longer, and our crime rate is a third of yours.

good!

Ahh our plan to smoke out the us is coming along swimmingly, remember to do your part and point your smoke machines toward the US border.

In other words, it will get covered up again and Susan Collins won’t say or do a damn thing.

The two ICE agents who murdered a civilian in Biddeford, Maine today. Let's make them famous.

My favorite video game from The Islamic Republic of Japan is Super Mahmoud Bros.

SUPER MARIO 2026 JUST DROPPED!

A new sequel 🤣🤣💙

It’s not just Mario and Luigi—it’s a superstar saga.

better than closure, i hope this works out tim!

Fuck Microsoft, fuck Sony, and fuck Nintendo as well whilst we're at it.

Henry Flint

Fingers crossed everyone!

Great moments in U.S. History.

Woman: “My doctor told me I don’t need more exercise I need a different diet.” Her friend: “That doesn’t sound right. Did you ask ChatGPT?” We are cooked, fam. Cooked.

piracy is back ladies and gentlemen, and all these studios who keep shooting themselves in the foot can try to stop us. You made us this way. now deal with the consequences. you can't arrest us all!

Police Suspect Gunman’s Motive Was To Kill Bunch Of People https://bit.ly/4p2SEfi

Games should have physical copies that you can OWN.

The ‘dog days’ of summer get their name due to their association with the Dog Star, Sirius, found in the constellation Canis Major. The first visible rising of Sirius occurs during the hot stretch from early July to early September. Woof.

Ubisoft co-founder Claude Guillemot dies in plane crash www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-cofo...

On the west side of the pool Thursday, a small section of the blue painted surface appeared to be lifting away, exposing the darker unpainted layer underneath. A strip of detached paint could be seen floating beneath the water’s surface.

Judy Blume wrote her last book more than a decade ago. At the Santa Fe International Literary Festival, NPR's Scott Simon talked to Blume about her long career and why she doesn't miss writing. n.pr/4eTUyLJ

Breaking news: U.S. Park Police officers arrested former Olympian David Hearn on a misdemeanor charge of destruction of government property. Hearn said he touched the Reflecting Pool’s detached liner but “didn’t destroy or break or peel anything.”

Touch the reflecting pool: criminal. Attack police for Trump: hero patriot and pardoned.

Tom Kane, who voiced characters in the “Star Wars” franchise and the Professor in “The Powerpuff Girls,” has died. He was 64.