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Me too Ben, me too 🥵

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The irony here is that it was Benjamin Franklin who made Jefferson remove all references to refreshing beverages from the Declaration.

French ladies to Franklin...

Pretty sure this is an actual part of the Texas state curriculum.

And another youtube.com/shorts/_u-4v...

Oh YEAH

Oh yeah!

Why is it that ever since the incident at the Peoples Temple, Kool-Aid keeps getting a bad rap ?

kool-aid man is a damn redcoat! don't drink that ben!

Dear Ken, since you like this I hope you have watched "The Studio." ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Run children, Benjamin Franklin might enslave you and then sell you in the back of his snarky newspaper.

Dinking the Kool-Aid

Kool Aid Man: “Ah yes, the whores at the brothel said you are always thirsty”

OMG, I actually had this comic as a kid. I bought it at a store in South Dakota in the 80s.

Probably used it on this kool aid guy too.

I didn't know Franklin died in Guyana

The entity we know as "the Kool-Aid Man" wasn't born until the 1950's. And Benjamin Franklin died on April 17, 1790. For this to occur, he'd have needed to break through more than brick walls...but into another dimension. I guess stranger things have happened. www.youtube.com/shorts/ElgM1...

Well partying with Sir Francis Dashwood in the Hellfire Club caverns would work up a thirst.

This is the kind of stuff they want to take out of our history books! Just say no!!

"Oh not another time traveller. I've seen about twelve of you lot in the past week. Why are you all so excited to see me fly a kite?"

At least buy /him/ a drink first, Ben

It’s the same thing he said to Silence Dogood

[comic goes REALLY DARK]

We will rise in the air to meet him

How was his response not “HOLY SHIT, A TALKING PITCHER!”?

Yes! Thank you! It was on the tip of my tongue.

Ah yes. Old "Eagle Beak Ben" as people were wont to call him.

This happened at a ceremony I attended today

old fashioned way of saying you're horny

@vtrsanti.bsky.social

I may or may not have an actual print copy of a promotional Kool-Aid Man comic book in my collection. 🤫

Hmmm...Kool-Aid and electricity...sounds great!

That evening, the Kool-Aid man went from being a pitcher to being a catcher.

That tracks

Ayo?

[Franklin demonstrates by making a pass at the gigantic ambulatory pitcher of Kool-Aid]

The Kool-Aid Man was my favorite Founding Father.

I really hope its canonically the same Benjamin Franklin rhat cuckolded doctor strange.

The original Kool Aid Man was smashed after a slave revolt at his sugar plantation in 1805

revisionist history he made one of his bastard kids fly the kite in the lightning storm cuz what's the worst that could happen...

Fun Fact: Had the Albany Plan been adopted, Mayor McCheese was in line to be appointed Governor General

I learned all of my US history from ads in the 70s.

@bencollins.bsky.social Onion overlooked this event. Ken Burns will be livid.

Ah, so THAT's the "red" he was referring to.

RIP Benjamin Franklin you would have loved having a vibrator up your ass 24/7

Honestly, he’d probably love it, though I think switchel was what they went for those days.

Thirsty is right.

No it’s real, I was there

He meant well, but that’s a timeline inadvertently ruined by the Kool-Aid Man They had to send a Terminator to take him out seconds after his arrival, to restore order to history

I hope there is an entire wing of AO3 dedicated to this image

And boy, did the ladies of Paris know it.

That's what she said.

He certainly was a thirsty one

What that pussy do? (when I strap it to a kite)

Franklin's womanizing is a thing that sticks in your mind when you've heard it once, since he's associated with Poor Richard's Almanac and sanitized for kids (though I wonder if kids even learn this anymore). He's my favorite founder, and the one who insisted on "self-evident" in the Declaration.

Monoculture had problems. But fragmentation may be worse: fewer shared facts, more private realities, most people living within piles of tribal misinformation, and no common referee. Maybe that’s too pessimistic. Either way, the experiment is already underway.

Benjamin Franklin shit with the door open

Ben Franklin would be shitposting on 4chan if he were alive today

I initially misread OP as "I'm also not thirsty" instead of "I'm also hot & thirsty." That misreading never escaped Benjamin Franklin's lips

The Kool-Aid made him do it.

"gallivant" is a word that deserves to be used much more often.

He invented electricity so he could download ASCIIArt pron

But his autobiography still starts as addressed to William. His son lamented greatly that his father couldn't renew their close relationship. Then he had a falling out with his own son where he did the same thing.

We know he was thirsty.

Whole lot of Kool Aid being drunk in DC these days

“Hey kids! Just mix one quart of cherry Kool-Aid with one quart of gasoline, add a soaked rag for a fuse, light, and throw toward the enemies of freedom!”

Kool-Aid men were common in that era because they hadn't yet been hunted to extinction by Ben and his ilk

If you all believe this, YOU are drinking the Kool Aid. Oh Yeah!

The alt text says a child asks if it's Ben Franklin, but it's my man the kool aid man asking. I just had to correct this blatant error.

Thats what I've heard 🙄🙄

Ben Franklin: I am also THIRSTY for HOT ONES

Linkara reviewed this comic. youtu.be/MPfmdfSyDzE?...

This PragerU content is really disturbing

Is this before or after Franklin hooked up with Clea of the Dark Dimension?

Can Ben Franklin have some Kool-Aid? NO, IT'S BLOOOOD!!!

Lolz! Nice one. I truly laughed out loud

Canon Benny Franks

Good ol' Ben. Always anticipating kindly. And completely down-to-earth.

I like to think that in this version of history, the Kool Aid Man's unconventional way of giving people drinks ( Crashing through Walls, taking people by surprise) inspired the US to do things the unconventional way when it came to fighting Britain.

this looks like the type of shit

But not in that way

oh yeahhh