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Whenever this image appears my brain just sees Kelsey Grammer

I need to get a big tittied sith girlfriend like this

Does this count I think it counts

Don't let Palpatine's apparent voluptuousness distract you from the fact that they set up the display so no matter which way he turns, one of his underlings is always checking out his ass.

“Were you not aware…”

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Would 😏

Breasting boobily

What, standing like trump? I knew there was as reason I kept calling him President Palpatine.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsAP...

gem

This is the ideal Sith body

The Star Mrs. Doubtfire Wars crossover.

Emperor Palpatits

Obligatory

gaze upon my orbs, senators

oh

"That's no moon.... It's Palpatine's bust."

Ah yes, Darth Titius, the busty

Palpatine upside down in chair a close second

@earational.bsky.social

Darth Shittiest

Holy baddie

When you see Thicc Palpatine.

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...

I can’t stop sniggering like Salacious B. Crumb at this.

Palapatine big naturals

Anakin: is it possible to get tits like those? Palpatine: not from some flat ass jedi.

This is how I'm shaped .~.

I’d palpate his emperors until he sheevs

“Master Plagueis, I’m trying to covertly take over the galaxy, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Jedi!”